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    Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.

    The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!

    An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?

     

    I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 9: Show.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.

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    02 Oct 2023

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    As the knight, vessel of void given focus, ascends through the pantheon of Hallownest, the Radiance realizes that while she may win once, twice, or even ten times, she cannot win forever. As such, she starts to make a plan to get rid of her ancient enemy, once and for all. But how do you get rid of that which returns upon death ? Simple. You use a dream gate of unfathomable power and send them to an other universe. Which universe ? She may not know, but it does not matter. So long as they are gone, they can no longer trouble her.
    But they can definitively trouble Shepard. Will this strange new creature aid her in the fight against the reapers ? Will it hinder her progress ? Or will it just sort of hang around, unsure of it's purpose in a strange new world ?

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    28 Aug 2023

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    The legend said: "Klabautermann only appear when the ship is doomed”... but the problem with legends that they gloss over the important details. How long does it take for that to happen? When does a ship count as doomed? What if you had already seen it? (could you prevent it?)

    Or, a person is reborn as the Kabuterman of the Moby Dick, and seeks to prevent its doom.

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    23 Aug 2023

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    "Saṃsāra,The Wheel of Eternity"--An epithet to an old legend in Paradise. Of course, you were one of those who knew it wasn't the case, since you were the wielder.

    Though, in this life you had hoped you wouldn't become a Pirate.

    (Reader x Various!One Piece || Males && Females)

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    23 Aug 2023

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