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“Look, I don’t do this song and dance thing,” Trei tells him. There’s something tired, but still mischievous in her eyes. “If you want to fuck me, just come out and say it.”It’s mostly the performance that pushes Astarion forward, until his nose is brushing against her pumpkin hair, and his lips are right next to her ear. This is all meticulously rehearsed.
But he’s not really sure what makes him murmur, “I want to fuck you.”
He doesn’t have to. No one is forcing him, or will punish him for failing. He decides swiftly that it’s for strategic purposes only. Purely self-preservation. Having a Zhent with connections on his side, when and if he ever gets to face Cazador, will be incredibly valuable.
That’s as far as he gets in terms of thinking, because Trei’s hands are curling into the front of his shirt and the pressure of her kiss shoves him against a tree.”
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(Or: the story of two not-okay elves overcoming their own personal tormentors together, and finding love, healing, reclamation, and a lot of great sex in the process)
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28 Aug 2024
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When you've been alive 300 years and you're not even middle aged yet, and your immortal ex shows up at your art show like he didn't skip all your mutual friends' funerals, and you're mad at him but a bunch of the paintings are of him... we've all been there
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21 Jun 2024
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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2020
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Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the current King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal
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04 Jul 2019
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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04 Jul 2019
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Hermione stops by to check up on post-war Draco and ends up getting a little more than she bargained for when he decides it's too cold to let her leave. HG/DM, one shot.
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03 Feb 2016

