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    LeeDoesn’tKnow:
    Hello HANdelivered,
    I really need your advice on something. There’s a guy on campus that I’ve been watching from afar and I think he’s very cute and would make a perfect match for me. The problem is that he doesn’t seem to know I exist and I’m not sure how to approach him without embarrassing myself. Advice on how to approach someone?

     

    Oh, how cute. He really does love requests like this one. No one really knows what they’re doing in the love department (himself included—he’s yet to have a relationship while on campus) but he thinks he can navigate this one. Maybe.

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    Just oblivious advice columnist Jisung trying to coach anonymous Minho through asking out his crush (Jisung) while steadily developing a crush on Minho, the guy that keeps popping up around him, in the meantime.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Minho:
    casual fun, anonymous, no strings attached
    and we’ll see how it goes
    is that okay?

    Hannie:
    ur speaking my language :3

    Mornings won’t go back to normal, then. Jisung will stay annoying, Minho will stay aggravated—but at least he’ll have his perfect little distraction in his pocket at all times.

    Minho gets on an anonymous dating app to cope with having an annoying coworker. it backfires spectacularly.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    “You know, if you wanted to kiss me, bro, you could’ve just asked.”

    Oh?

    Minho let his eyes dip to Jisung’s mouth for just one second, not long enough to get trapped in the plump pinkness of his lower lip.

    “Yeah?” Minho said. “Is that a promise?”

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    minho hates his roommate a lot, and definitely does not want to fuck him.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Would you still think I’m a good roommate if I admitted I’ve spent the last few months pretending I don’t wanna kiss you all over?”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Minho doesn’t claim to be a perfect person. He doesn’t believe in God and he’s never gone to church or whatever else is supposed to make someone a moral human being. But he’s generally good, he thinks.

    So, hearing how his neighbor pleasures himself isn’t his fault. He wasn’t actively listening for it, okay? So he got hard a few times. And? Is he not allowed to touch himself at the same time in his own shower?

    or: minho spends months listening to his new neighbor masturbate in the shower until a plumbing issue forces him to do something about it.

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    25 Jun 2026