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    the lewis rule by for metonymy

    Fandoms: Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    30 Apr 2014

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    "Jane's cute," Clint says, shoveling yet another sloppy joe into his pie-hole. Darcy has been watching him inhale a disturbing amount of food for the last half-hour. This is why she likes eating lunch with the guys instead of why-yes-I'd-love-some-brussel-sprouts-on-the-side Sharon. They're good for her ego. She may eat like a hippo, but she'll never eat as much as Steve, Clint, or Barnes. "She's totally on my FUCK shortlist."

    All of a sudden the crystal clear sky outside cracks with the loudest thunder Darcy has ever heard in her life. The windows rattle. Everyone freezes. Darcy can practically hear everyone's assholes tighten in fear.

    Because across the commissary, Thor is looking at their table.

    And it ain't raining panties this time. Just righteous, godly anger.

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    The dudes finally play MARRY FUCK KILL, not-so-Avengers edition. (Because there's like ONE actual female Avenger. Thanks, SHIELD.)

    Wherein no one follows the rules, everyone still kills Tony, the Mets suck, (lots of theoretical threesomes?!), and Darcy turns Clint into a hypothetical honey badger.

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    29 May 2018

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    MARRY, FUCK, KILL by for metonymy

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    08 Apr 2014

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    "Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."

    "So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.

    "Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."

    Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"

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    The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.

    Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

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    29 May 2018

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    FUCK YES

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    A Door to Somewhere by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)  

    06 Aug 2015

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    Thor was gone, and Jane was inconsolable. Darcy had been willing to help her best friend in any way that she could, up to and including building wormholes to travel to Asgard. Unfortunately, Jane's wormhole experiment didn't exactly turn out the way that Jane, or Darcy, had expected.

    Trapped in what appears to be 1940s New York City, Darcy is helped by a good Samaritan named Mrs. Rogers who offers her a place to stay. As Darcy becomes closer to Steve, Mrs. Rogers' son, she can't help but worry about what will happen if she somehow makes it back to her own time/world.

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    Invictus In the Black by

    Fandoms: Pitch Black (2000), Firefly, Serenity (2005)  

    22 Jan 2017

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    River and Zoe end up stranded on planet with twelve others including one convicted murderer named Riddick. But no one is as they seem on this planet and survival is uncertain. What will happen when the biggest badass in the 'Verse meets the only woman to fight Reavers and come out of it without a scratch?

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    01 Nov 2017