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    Peter tries not to stare at the black eye patch. He focuses on Fury's heartbeat instead, slow and steady, not giving anything away. Still, Peter can tell the man isn't buying that he's ignorant about who he is.

    "I have a mission for you, Spider Man."

    Peter's own heart rate picks up a little. Tony has always told him to be wary of SHIELD. "A mission?"

    "Save Tony Stark."

    Peter's heart starts to pound so hard it hurts. He grimaces, realizing that his dad hasn't been truthful with him. "He isn't away on a really long business trip, is he."

    "No," Fury says, sounding displeased, "he's not."

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    Tony is being blackmailed into living side by side with the man that nearly killed him in a cave in Siberia, and he's not doing well. Bruce is doing his best to help his friend, and Fury sends Peter in to keep Tony sane long enough to figure out who is blackmailing him so he can get him out. **Story is complete, and 2-3 chapters per week will be posted until it's all up.**

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    Peter never made any plans to run away, until the day he leaves. It isn’t an idea that slowly creeps up on him. He just stands over the sink one day in early spring, watching his father’s bright red ashtray bob up through the soap bubbles, and feels an overwhelming urge to get the hell out of this place.
    Two years later. Tony Stark has been keeping his identity as Iron Man a secret, successfully hiding behind his spoiled, rich asshole persona. It’s isolating, but he doesn’t even like people anyway, so it’s fine, he’s fine, he’s great. And then he gets saddled with a new intern, who isn’t just hiding secrets: he’s barely holding it together.

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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