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    Jin-Woo had a problem, and it should've been nothing compared to the kinds of threats and occupational hazards he faced daily as one of the most powerful entities on Earth. S-class dungeons, A-class bosses, and the best hunters in the world couldn't bring him to his knees, but a bad case of blue-balls could. Look, his problem is that he can't get laid. More specifically, he can't find a suitable partner for his... peculiar tastes. So, he might have to seek a peculiar partner.

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    It begins with Wei Wuxian's untimely death in the Cave of Slaughter...

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    "You might — you might pretend to court me," she says.

    "You — what?" he asks dumbly. He feels dizzy, his mind working slowly as if he is wading through the lake.

    "Just for a few weeks," she explains quickly. "Just to give me — room to breathe. Keep the alphas at bay for a short while."

    She blinks up at him , so pretty and plump, her skin shining like polished porcelain in the moonlight. She has the loveliest little flush upon her chest now, blooming in pink patches that he cannot help but imagine beneath his lips.

    "I shall pretend to court you," Colin repeats slowly, his eyes tracing over the tops of her breasts, his jaw working helplessly. "And you shall let me — let me bite?" He cannot believe the words dropping from his tongue. "Let me — let me play alpha?" There is a sort of ringing in his ears.

    Penelope's eyes go very round then, her breaths coming out quick.

    She nods.

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    The exact moment Colin comes, he realises Penelope is watching him.

    He is a fucking idiot, isn’t he?

    Because he’s so used to touching himself with his noise-cancelling headphones on. Months of staying in dorms and hostels, shared rooms where he must pleasure himself silently, watching porn on his phone under the sheets once he is sure everyone else is asleep. It felt like second nature to do it here, now, on his little sister’s best friend’s sofa where he is crashing for the next two weeks.

    In all fairness, she was supposed to be out all evening. She was not supposed to be standing behind him, her eyes darting between his laptop (“BBW redhead facesitting” in his search-bar) and his cock and the cum now painting his stomach and fist, his joggers and underwear pushed to his thighs.

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