4 Works by AmusingMuse
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Nobody claws their way to the top of Hell's food chain by being a fucking saint. Nobody owns souls just for sport. Nobody swindles and cheats their way into the afterlife because they're bored.
You do that shit because you want something. You hiss and spit and bite to get what you want, and you never, ever let that shit go.
Husk knows that.
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Overlord Husker, and the lessons that he learned along the way.
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When your favorite radio program is unexpectedly pulled from the air, you take it upon yourself to write the local broadcasting station a letter detailing your great offense at the tragedy.
You never expect it to bring about a life-altering battle of wits and wills with the darling of New Orleans radio.
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“The fuck are you eatin'?”
“Food? What the hell else would it be?” Husk blinks one tired yellow eye at a time with all the charm of a dead fish. Tearing into the package of jerky, he chooses to ignore the spider’s gawking, unwilling to give any indication that he’s bothered by the apparent upset over his choice of dinner.
“That’s not food. That’s dyed plastic masqueradin' as edible shit. Don’t gimme that look, you know somethin’s bad when I won’t put it in my mouth,” Angel huffs, offense radiating off of his fuzzy body. “No no no- buckle up, baby, I’m makin' you real, authentic, cucina italiana.”
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Angel, Husk, a budding relationship, and the dishes in-between.
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Nothing with Alastor is ever simple- that is just an unfortunate fact. So, when he invites you to paint the town red, you expect shenanigans of some variety to occur.
What you don't expect is to find yourself in the middle of a speakeasy police raid with your least favorite radio host at your side.