BugsDoNotHaveCapitalism_BugsAreBetter (ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter)
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F It, Let's Go Through That Door by BugsDoNotHaveCapitalism_BugsAreBetter (ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Sep 2025
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Distortion vs someone who's sick of life and the never-ending rat race and sees an extra door at work one day, knows exactly what it is, and just rolls their eyes saying, "F it" as they walk through.
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Death To Elias And The 40 Hour Workweek! by BugsDoNotHaveCapitalism_BugsAreBetter (ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Sep 2025
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Jon's just come back from being kidnapped which was actually not even as bad as the 40 hour workweek.
“Jon, Melanie’s about to come in and try to stab me to death. Could you stop her?”
Jon sighed. “Mhm.”
The door opened and Melanie came in. “Hi Elias - Jon, what are you doing here?”
“Being miserable. You?”
“I’m here to kill Elias.”
“Great. Let’s do it then.”
Elias raised an eyebrow. “Um, what? You know if I die you all die as well, right?”
Jon turned to him with a bitter smirk. “Look. I hate my life and the forty hour work week. Capitalism sucks and I’m suicidally depressed.” He turned to Melanie. “I’ll hold him down.”