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First off, for the record, this whole accident happened because of that bitch Invisislut. It was all her fault. Flambae was simply trying to set one of his many discreet, and completely 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, fires to gain a few extra points on the leader board (it wasn't because the store owner cheated him out of twelve bucks, fuck you) when she ruined everything.
So what if he was trying to burn down some shitty store? It wasn't like he was going to kill anyone, but nooooo, Invisigal just had to refuse to do her damn 𝘫𝘰𝘣 and follow Bobberts orders so 𝘩𝘦 had to pick up the slack and get sent to stop some stupid lab from being robbed.
Thus, leading to him getting a life-threatening virus and winding up here. In quarantine, shoulder-to-shoulder with fucking 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯 of all people because of course the only other person he'd spread this virus to was that little fucking bitch.
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Pictures of you (pictures of me) by Marcielles_Musings, thelittlewyrm
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Mar 2026
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"Ooo, Bae come take a look at this!"
It starts with a photo of Flambae cradling Mecha Man's face. They look like they're in love - they're not.
Of course it goes viral. Flambae had just been trying to check Robbo was okay after a tough fight, but the truth apparently doesn't matter. The truth doesn't sell tabloids. Instead, the internet is flooded with theories of Mecha Man and 'Ex-Con' Flambae's relationship, and every time they go out on a mission together, swarms of reporters try to get them to give a statement.
The rest of the team thinks it's hilarious. Robert, meanwhile is being surprisingly good about it and has been like coaching him on how to deal with the paparazzi. It's kinda nice actually.
He's not falling for Mecha Man though, no matter what the media says!
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Robert wakes up to a loud clang and yelling.
"Fucking - ey, bitch! The fuck's up with your fucking stove?"
Bookmarked by Armitox
06 Feb 2026
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Sooooo cute!! Nicely written and in character 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Waterboy Pussy Eating Champion (I guess) by ClowncarPussy
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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it's just pure pornography, man. idk what to tell you. You show him the ropes, and he eats you out
This is my first time writing smut :)
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This takes place after ep. 5
You're Waterboy's roommate, and one day he comes home really late, looking like he’s gotten into a fight. Scratches littered his face, a deep gash decorates his cheek, and even a bruise was forming under his eye. He brushes it off, but you help him clean up his small wounds. What are friends for?
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- Part 2 of Waterboy/Reader
