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• So no head? by Average_Enby

  Fandoms: US presidents  

  • Not Rated
  • Major Character Death
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  14 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Dwight Eisenhower/John F. Kennedy
  • Dwight D Eisenhower - Character
  • John F. Kennedy
  • George W. Bush
  • Chipmunk OC
  • Pugsley Addams
  • Pills That Make You Gay
  • Arm Removal as a Metaphor for Sex
  • improper use of the Declaration of Independence
  • Consentacles
  • Car Sex
  • THERE’S ONLY ONE BED
  • Magic used during sex
  • stupid deformed chipmunk child
  • crackfic
  • Transfem Characters
  • Sapphic
  • Lesbian Characters
  • lesbian Eisenhower
  • Lesbian Sex
  • Canon Lesbian Relationship
  • Bisexual John F. Kennedy
  • Spoiler warning for the John f Kennedy assassination
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • no beta we die like kennedy
  • use of modern memes
  • The Rapture

  Summary

  Me and my friends decided to write horrible fanfic for fun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  536

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  179