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whatever you think of me (it’s the norm for chemicals, it’s the norm for particles) by BL00DANDBURIAL
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Dec 2022
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Bats loves you, you’re sure of it! You sure as fuck love him, even if you’re disgusted by his audacity. It’s a passionate kind of obsession, you think, laughing in his face as he tries to punch your lights out. “Batsy, Batsy, Batsy, I’m tryin’ to wax poetic about you in my crazy old head, don’t interrupt!”
He doesn’t reply. He was never any fun. Then again, don’t opposites attract? He should be infatuated with you, you’re hilarious and he’s grumpy and hasn’t made a joke as long as he’s lived, aside from yourself.
[just another song and dance.]