Bad_Humour
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- British Actor RPF (1)
- Unspecified Fandom (1)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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Stiles is hot for teacher. Specifically, Mr. Derek Hale, the new English professor. Stiles has a thing for emotionally constipated guys, apparently. Derek has a thing for hyper guys with amazing hair. Or maybe they just have a thing for each other.
Slow burn. No werewolves au. Stiles is 17 so almost legal.
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Ice Can Be Thawed by Bad_Humour
Fandoms: None - Fandom, Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, British Actor RPF
17 Jul 2015
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Your school is incredibly boring so, naturally, when a new teacher comes in you decide to test how far he'll go. You have him for English anyway. Your two best friends, Dean and Sam, notice how hot you think he is and scheme to get you together. You're 17, coming up 18 soon.
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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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- English
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- 98,695
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- 29/29
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
30 Aug 2021
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Coveted by OptimisticBeth
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
22 Sep 2021
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Rey has never wanted nor needed a mate. So when it gets out that her new Pack Leader, Ben, is determined to claim her, she’s horrified to find that not only does she have to fend him off but all the strange alphas who come sniffing around.
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- English
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- 124,547
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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- 2
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- 3,175
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
04 Feb 2021
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Hannibal smells her first. Nearly buried beneath the pungency of the cheap colognes mounted on a nearby display case is something totally incongruous: the sticky-sweet dough scent of the cinnamon pretzels sold down on the mall’s first level. He parts the suits with both hands, hangers squeaking on the bar, and looks down at the young girl squatting on the floor in the middle of the rack.
Or, Will loses his daughter at the mall. Hannibal returns her to him.
- Language:
- English
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- 62,505
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- 15/15
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- 1,518
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
25 Feb 2019
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"If you come out now, Omega, I'll make this easy for you."
His voice carries clearly through the house, and it's almost as sinful as the smell of him, suffocating her as she shrinks back against the wall of his closet.
“Or maybe… you don’t want this to be easy.” A pause. “Yes. Oh, yes. I can smell it on you. You can’t hide from me.”
Rey breaks into the wrong house. Kylo Ren catches her in the act.
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we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like_A_Dove
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Dec 2018
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Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”
Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”
His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”
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Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.
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- Part 1 of we could plant a house
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- English
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- 124,031
- Chapters:
- 59/59
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Bookmarked by Sexheda (Bad_Humour)
04 Jan 2019