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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    There are some things Bertie can't talk about with Jeeves. Or what happened after Sir Roderick came to lunch

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    20 Mar 2024

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    13 Nov 2023

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    One minute and twenty-three seconds before the whole mess began, Aziraphale received a message.
    "Heaven and Earth are currently experiencing connectivity issues.
    Miracles may be temporarily unable to function.
    We appreciate your patience while we work to resolve this matter."
    Aziraphale instantly got a headache.

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    19 Oct 2023

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    It’s all the same burning bookshop, and I’m always inside shouting your name.

    [Aziraphale is recalled to Heaven, but leaving proves more difficult than anticipated. Written for the tumblr prompt: ‘Actually....I just miss you.’]

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    19 Oct 2023

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    If anyone had asked Crowley about his... Arrangement with Aziraphale, he would have found it difficult to define.

    They didn't thwart each other any more than was necessary when one of them was having a performance review, they did each other favours, they enjoyed each other's company and laughed at each other's jokes. They confided their worries to each other and didn't mock each other for it more than was reasonable. Best friends, perhaps, although there was something very school-girlish about 'best friends' so probably not. He wasn't exactly weaving friendship bracelets for Aziraphale.

    No, Crowley was entirely comfortable with the Arrangement the way it was, with no soft and soppy feelings involved.

    Until those bloody buttercups.

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    13 Sep 2023