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CONCLAVE CHAOS: ANDRASTE'S ASHES DESTROYED BY DALISH APOSTATE!
Tragedy at the Temple of Sacred Ashes! All those in attendance for peace talks or pilgrimage - apostates and innocent faithful alike - were killed in an explosion that tore the very Veil with its violence. The Divine has been assassinated, our Lady's resting place obliterated by foul magic, and the bloodshed has unleashed demons across Thedas.
A Dalish elf was found at the scene of the attack, wielding the same magic that desecrated the Temple. Through valiant efforts of the faithful at Haven, she was compelled to mitigate some of her vile act, and the Breach in the Veil was prevented from expanding.
However, in grim news, the prisoner has escaped custody, aided by some sort of cult. Blood magic is not suspected, but cannot be ruled out - the prisoner is to be considered highly dangerous. Pursuit is ongoing. We keep faith that justice will be served.
--Broadsheet pinned to Chantry board in Jader, 9:40, alongside a likeness of Conclave suspect.
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10 Dec 2025
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“You didn’t seem to mind it much, by the way. Being eaten alive. For a moment, I thought, have I been wrong all these years? I always expected a person would react to being bitten by driving a stake through my heart, not putting their tongue in my–”
Tav grit her teeth. “Astarion, tragic backstory or no, I will still gladly punt you into next tenday.”
(smut in earnest ch 8 but horniness throughout, you're welcome)
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