1 Work by Beakybell
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They were a villain. No two ways around it. In fact, they were the greatest villain this city had ever seen. Because of that, other low-grade villains who liked to think highly of their abysmal skills routinely challenged them for authority over the city. Obviously, the villain won every time, but about two years ago it got old.
That was when the lovely hero showed up. The darling hero stopped the petty weaklings before they ever got to the villain. After a month of lazing around, they were ready for a good fight. The incredible hero did not disappoint. It was the first thrilling fight the villain had in years. In fact, after that the villain could never quite follow their plans to completion. The fantastic hero was just that competent.
For two years the wonderful hero and the dastardly villain wove an intricate dance of fights, insults, and compliments. Gradually, without realizing it, the villain considered the bright hero their closest friend. Of course, they knew it wasn’t reciprocated. The hero was too virtuous and smart to befriend the great evil villain, but they were the only one who could relieve the villain’s boredom.
