BitchFaceSam
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Stiles has accepted he will never date again.
Between running the shop his mother had passed down and spending his days care of Alli, he just couldn’t see spending time getting to know a stranger when he was so tired all the damn time.
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Left behind the night on a dead carrier of dreams by Purple_Daze
Fandoms: 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon)
26 Feb 2025
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“Cheng Xiaoshi."
“Oh, now he’s mad,” Xiaoshi mutters to himself.
Lu Guang almost glares at him, but he can never find it in his heart to be genuinely upset with his partner. “I’m starting to think that you have a type that you’re into older men.”
“What?!” Xiaoshi splutters noisily at him, twisting until he’s sat up, rigid in the corner of the opposite end of the couch, gawking in offense at the white-haired man.
Lu Guang gives him a cool look. “You’re the one who keeps bringing it up,” he reminds, as he gets up and heads to the stairs, taking his book with him to finish it in peace.
“Hey! I’m not done talking to you!” Xiaoshi pouts at him. “You can’t hold me in your arms every other night and then pretend that you don’t like me!” he shouts after him. He grits his teeth a little bit as he’s basically ignored, Lu Guang doesn’t say anything, other than emit a quiet scoff as he vanishes up the stairs.
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Daddy issues make you a people pleaser, mommy issues make you a psychopath…both issues make you have a sacrificial personality and condemns your love(?) interest to entering a time loop forever and turns them into a control freak and you’re really fucking into it.Series
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27 Feb 2025
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Armand thinks himself great at first impressions. He ought to be, having spent so many years twisting himself into whatever form most pleases.
But when he met Daniel, he had already shattered into the pieces of himself that are loud, insincere, cruel. The pieces that are not worth loving, some part of his mind whispers, in a voice that could belong to Louis or to Lestat or to any number of others whom he has tried to fit inside of himself and keep, an endeavor which has only ever ended in the same blistering disappointment.
And now—as he is sitting in the wreckage of another failed attempt at shaping himself into a home, covered in plaster dust from an outburst of rage only a fraction as bright as that which he deserved—now all there is left in front of him is Daniel.
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Armand, Daniel, and the monsters memory makes of us.
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- Part 1 of rewind & play it back
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Bookmarked by magicmadethemdoit (BitchFaceSam)
06 Nov 2024
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When he walks back to the table, Derek’s out of his seat before he can think better of it. He’s going to ask him out. He’s going to go over there, he’s not going to say the man has a mouth he’ll dream about or give any cheesy, half-assed pick-up line, and he’s going to ask him if he would like to get coffee some time. Maybe he’ll skip that and go straight for dinner, or the bookstore. Derek’s heard you can learn a lot about a person by what they read.
He’s cool. He can do this.
“Hi,” he says, eyes flickering down to the glossy pamphlets of houses for sale that litter the table, and when panic overtakes him, what comes out of his mouth isn’t any of those things. “I’m thinking about buying a new place. Are you an agent?”
Ah, crap.
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02 Sep 2022
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The Big Guns by DeancebraArt, isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for DeancebraArt, Deancebra
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
11 Jul 2022
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“I’ll go,” he informed the room at large.
What?
“What?” Erica echoed aloud.
“I’ll go as Derek’s plus one.” He crossed his arms over his chest and tilted his chin up, as if daring one of them to veto him. “She thinks Derek’s still single, I’m going to prove her wrong. I’ll be your boyfriend.” His eyes shifted to look right at Derek. “I’ll go to the wedding with you and be your boyfriend. I’m going to be the best boyfriend that has ever boyfriended in the history of ever. I’m going to boyfriend you so hard that Kate’s husband will contemplate leaving her for me.”
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Bookmarked by magicmadethemdoit (BitchFaceSam)
07 Aug 2022
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Derek left Beacon Hills and has been perfectly content-- verging on happy-- with his wolfdog rescue. His uncle is annoying, and their relationship is complicated, but it's something. Derek has an actual relationship with his younger sister, his Alpha has recently married and expanded his pack, and things have finally settled to something approaching normal.
Of course, then his uncle dies.
That bastard.
Or, the one where Peter puts some very specific caveats in his will.
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Bookmarked by magicmadethemdoit (BitchFaceSam)
01 Aug 2022