5 Series by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried)
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Best of Neptuna by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
- Teen And Up Audiences, Mature, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- M/M, F/F
- Series in Progress
08 Oct 2025
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Rody Lamoree
- Marianne "Manon" Vacher
- Canon Compliant
- Established Friendship
- Alcohol
- Domestic
- Implied/Referenced Sexuality
- A lot of talking
- a little OOC because their relationship is more developed than in canon
- Demian/Demirose/Demidemi Coworker
- asexual protagonist
- implied foster care
- Headcanon heavy but not abrassively so
- Unrequited Love ????
- Period-Typical Homophobia
- Period-Typical Acephobia
- POV Second Person
- POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- the Coworker fell first
- No Elevators
- Internalized Homophobia
- Smoking
- Mentioned New York City
- Angst
- Dialogue Heavy
- Hurt/Comfort
- Period-Typical Sexism
- Widower Coworker
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- Love Confessions
- Indigenous/Native American Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Protag was a foster kid for a bit
- CotagWeek2025
- Okay I lied there’s one elevator
- Illustrations
- Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
- Zombie Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- ZAU scar kisses (oh no)
- Z!co-worker Needs to get his freaky noggin checked out I swear
- i'm ashamed and want to make other people suffer
- uuuuh warning for sensuality
- wrote this in someone's DMs
- neither of us are getting into the pearly gates
- Forward all funeral expenses to Aziidaa they are responsible for my actions
- Fellas is it gay to be gay
- Unrequited Crush
- Mute Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- ...they kind of have an underlying hate thing going on
- NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
- Religious Imagery & Symbolism
- Consent is HOT 👍
- they kiss and make out
- additional tags in work notes
- Wait I fr think this is the first work with illustrations on EH ao3
- AND theyre by two of my favorite artists weeps...
- Painplay
- Dom/sub
- Most of this is actually pretty normal
- Woah. Yuri.
- wrote this in SIGcord EH chat and someone's DMs
- wait is this really the first fem cotag/proworker fic here
- Genderbending
- Fluff and Angst
- Co-worker petname user TRUTHER
- and they were work wives
- im so sorry if this is slightly ooc i blame them being drunk lh
- Alternate Universe - Vampire
- Vampire Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Alternate Universe - Detectives
- Alternate Universe - Historical
- Unconventional Original and Classic Vampire Lore
- oh lort they kissin
- Vampire Bites
- Human/Vampire Relationship
- coworker elevator hitch is a freak
- but that’s nothing new now is it
- A lot of Banter and Arguing
- and Kissin
- they kiss
- they kiss and make out with tongue
- Manhandling
- But because they’re literally fighting like with fists and teeth
- Mentioned C. D. (Jackpot Crash Course)
- purposely pissing off a Vampire so he feeds from you (consensually)
- Alcohol and Depressants
- Coworker discovering things about himself
- TLDR bro’s a freak
- and goodness are they illustrations (by Aziidaa)
- Pillow Talk
- Sharing a Bed
- Sharing Body Heat
- Tuna writes canon cotag for once!??!? woah. .. ...
- they fr just chillin n talkin
- they're both losers tbh
- demi coworker grips chair aggressively
- Coworker is pathetically crushing and TRYING to not let it show
- No elevators again I'm sorry chat
Summary
Tha best of Neptuna Chomsky :D
- Words:
- 72,510
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
- Teen And Up Audiences, Mature
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M, F/F
- Series in Progress
08 Oct 2025
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Rody Lamoree
- Marianne "Manon" Vacher
- Alternate Universe - Vampire
- Vampire Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Loosely inspired by Vanitas no Carte | the Case Study of Vanitas
- Protag is STRUGGLING
- Unique titles for characters
- POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- POV Second Person
- Unconventional Vampire Lore
- Gilded Age/Late Victorican AU who up
- Co-worker is probably a little into being murdered
- and also being fed on
- Freak
- Human/Vampire Relationship
- Vampire Bites
- bro idk how to tag this
- Vampires and humans are chill
- Co-worker totally has an obnoxious crush
- Temporary Character Death
- kind of cannibalism
- but it's consensual and not graphic
- Cotag Vampire/Human Late Victorian Detectives who rockin with me
- France (Country)
- Vampire Rody Lamoree
- Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
- Religious Imagery & Symbolism
- POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Alternate Universe - Detectives
- Gilded Age/Late Victorian AU
- Consensual Vampire Biting/Feeding
- bro idk
- Co-worker is a freak like usual
- Forced Proximity
- Keeping it in the closet but like very literally
- Oh Protag you are SO oblivious
- Unrealized crush and POV is a little late
- References to older Vampire Lore
- Touch-Averse Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Illustrations
- Azii drew things for this does that make it more appealing slash j
- POV Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Genderbending
- No vampire feeding for once
- excessive desk slamming
- Gender Non-Conforming Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Bickering
- Gilded Age/Victorian AU yarrr you know the drill
- Mild Period Accurate Misogyny
- Mentions of Harmful Victorian Beauty Practices
- Coworker's (Percieved) One-Sided Crush
- Dialogue Heavy
- Alternate Universe - Historical
- Unconventional Original and Classic Vampire Lore
- oh lort they kissin
- coworker elevator hitch is a freak
- but that’s nothing new now is it
- A lot of Banter and Arguing
- and Kissin
- they kiss
- they kiss and make out with tongue
- Manhandling
- But because they’re literally fighting like with fists and teeth
- Mentioned C. D. (Jackpot Crash Course)
- purposely pissing off a Vampire so he feeds from you (consensually)
- Alcohol and Depressants
- Coworker discovering things about himself
- TLDR bro’s a freak
- and goodness are they illustrations (by Aziidaa)
- Dom/sub
- Pillow Talk
- Sharing a Bed
- Sharing Body Heat
- Words:
- 40,147
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
- Mature
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
- M/M, Gen
- Series in Progress
25 Mar 2025
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Normal Guy (Elevator Hitch)
- Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Rody Lamoree
- Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
- Canon Compliant
- Zombie Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- POV Second Person
- POV Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- ZAU scar kisses (oh no)
- Z!co-worker Needs to get his freaky noggin checked out I swear
- i'm ashamed and want to make other people suffer
- uuuuh warning for sensuality
- Internalized Homophobia
- wrote this in someone's DMs
- neither of us are getting into the pearly gates
- Forward all funeral expenses to Aziidaa they are responsible for my actions
- Fellas is it gay to be gay
- Unrequited Crush
- Mute Co-worker (Elevator Hitch)
- ...they kind of have an underlying hate thing going on
- NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
- Religious Imagery & Symbolism
- Illustrations
- Consent is HOT 👍
- they kiss and make out
- additional tags in work notes
- Wait I fr think this is the first work with illustrations on EH ao3
- AND theyre by two of my favorite artists weeps...
- Painplay
- Dom/sub
- Most of this is actually pretty normal
- POV Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Very little to no romance
- Blood and Injury
- Hurt/very little comfort
- Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
- Biblical Allusions (Abrahamic Religions)
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Ending 12: Real (Elevator Hitch)
- Undead/Zombie Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
Summary
zomb ee
- Words:
- 14,491
- Works:
- 2
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There's No Such Thing as a Free Date by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
26 Aug 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- Normal Guy | Interviewer (Elevator Hitch)
- POV Third Person Omniscient
- Narrator is a little silly but trying to keep them not annoying
- CotagWeek2024
- am i a little late? yea.
- Canon Compliant
- First Dates
- Out of office cotag who up
- Period-Typical Homophobia
- But like not much and it's casual and meant as a joke
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Implied Normal Guy (Elevator Hitch) as the Narrator
- he's slightly homophobic
- but like casually
- Cotag Week Day 1
- Cotag Week Day 2
- Cotag Week Day 3
- Fake/Pretend Relationship
- Slow Burn
- Temporarily Unrequited Love
- Pining
- Internalized Homophobia
- Light Angst
- POV Second Person
- POV Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Alcohol
- Tuna writes canon cotag for once!??!? woah. .. ...
- they fr just chillin n talkin
- Dialogue Heavy
- they're both losers tbh
- demi coworker grips chair aggressively
- Coworker is pathetically crushing and TRYING to not let it show
- No elevators again I'm sorry chat
- Illustrations
- POV Third Person
- Established Friendship
- Friends With Benefits
- sorta - Freeform
- Drunken Kissing
- Sensuality
- making out in the back of your coworker’s car
- Platonically
- as bros
- Light Bondage
- Dom/sub
- Unrequited Love
- In a way
- Angst
- Romance without romance
- birthday gift for that guy I hate
- guys being dudes
- Boys Will Be Boys
- Bittersweet Ending
- Switching
- Words:
- 16,446
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Elehitch Opposite Personalities AU by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
29 Jul 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Coworker/Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Coworker & Protagonist (Elevator Hitch)
- Alternate Universe - Opposites
- basically protag is like YEEEY WORK :D
- and coworker is like oh.. work :(..
- not EXACTLY a switch but eh.. a little. more just opposites of canon
- POV Second Person
- POV Coworker (Elevator Hitch)
- tunar wrote fluff???? what????? who replaced him?? rthis is crazy!!!
- Public Display of Affection
- but like trying to hide it very badly
- Fluff
- I specialize in touchless romance please rescue me
- the coworker recieving affection and attention at the WORST times
- I didn’t mean to make it slightly angsty my bad
- Drawing on your partner as a form of affection
- Basically married
- this is so painfully g there’s not even swearing or booze
- Established Relationship
- oh they kissin
- Alternative Universe - Opposites
- oh lort they kissin
- NOT SMUT SLASH SERIOUS
- but very gay and I'm sorry
- written in front of a live studio audience
- Sensuality
- Light Bondage
- Fluff and Sensuality
- they're painfully in love I can't stand them
- I'm so sorry to the coworker elevator hitch's desk
- cucumber
- Food as a gag
- im so sorry thats such a scary tag
- Body Worship
- Praise Kink
- kinda idk
- Undressing but like in reverse
- so literally just plain dressing
- Dom/sub
- These tags are scaring me
- Protag has one kidney
- Words:
- 6,999
- Works:
- 1