Bullshit_and_Spoons
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In another universe by Bullshit_and_Spoons
Fandoms: Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Picard
01 Mar 2023
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Seven visits Janeway and the two reconnect. Perhaps after all these years, they can be something more to each other than they ever were on Voyager.
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Tinker Tenor Zelda Spy by Bullshit_and_Spoons
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
06 Sep 2021
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Zelda falls victim to a sleeping curse. Hilda and Sabrina find themselves spying on Zelda dreams and fantasies in an effort to wake her.
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Hilda is in need of attention, and gets more than she bargained for
Bookmarked by Bullshit_and_Spoons
14 Apr 2026
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After a spell goes wrong, Hermione Granger and Minerva McGonagall find themselves magically bound to each other. As they struggle to navigate the powerful connection between them, the lines between mentor and student begin to blur, forcing them to confront emotions that have long been suppressed.
Bookmarked by Bullshit_and_Spoons
22 Jan 2026
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Rebuilding Hogwarts after the war is complicated enough without Hermione Granger waking up naked beside Minerva McGonagall—courtesy of George Weasley's questionable new drink. Neither witch remembers a thing, but the evidence (bite marks, lipstick smudges, and a transfigured chess-piece-turned-butt-plug) speaks volumes. Now, navigating post-war awkwardness and Minerva’s horrified Scottish fury, Hermione must face one more unexpected twist: an unplanned pregnancy.
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Bookmarked by Bullshit_and_Spoons
19 Jan 2026
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Zelda murders Hilda as per their routine, only to find her sister stays dead.
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06 Sep 2021
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Along Came the Dog by eggytoast2 for winterhearts
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
25 Jul 2020
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It's been a rough time for the Spellmans (and us, like oh my god 2020 get some chill and wear a mask and maybe you'll calm down ffs) and Hilda has been through Enough. so now she's finally getting taken care of!
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10 Jan 2021