CactusNoir
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Old Man Root Beer's finally had enough of Mr Poofers shenanigans: It's time to take out the dog.
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"What if all the Cravendale adverts were in the same universe?"
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NOHARA RIN in: "Walking, Talking Corpse" by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Columbo
14 May 2025
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Starring: NOHARA RIN as THE CORPSE, KAKASHI HATAKE as THE MAN WHO LOOKED INSIDE THE BOX, and PETER FALK as COLUMBO.
A few concerns, about the person Nohara Rin was before she died: Why did she know how to transplant eyes so well? Why was she always smiling like that? Why did she collect shells? Why did she choose to kill herself using Kakashi instead of any of the other conveniently placed enemies who were actively trying to kill her at the moment? And most pressingly of all, who was she?
It's a mystery outside the scope of what Columbo usually deals with, but seeing as the mystery of who killed her and how has already been solved, he'll take it on.
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03 Sep 2025
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Agent 5 is assigned to foil Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil plans when Agent P cannot be located. Abel suspects Van Ark has something to do with the zombie dance party.
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- Part 15 of Zombies Run! the multiverse
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26 Jul 2025
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One month after @hawks_unofficial's initial viral post, the blog titled "Quirk Analysis Blog for the Future", otherwise known as "Q. A. B.", has gone from an average of 10 views per post to an average of 20,000 views per post.
Midoriya Izuku does not know how to view the impressions analysis for his suddenly popular blog, and only notices that sometimes, people actually comment on his posts now. He does not google himself or his moniker and thus does not see the rise in online articles and speculation.
He is unaware that the "kyuu-ei-bee" he begins to hear about in passing refers to his own blog. He does not have a Twitter account.
At the time, Midoriya Izuku is 15 years old.
Izuku (accidentally) starts a cult.
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- Part 1 of how to (accidentally) start a cult
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23 Jul 2025
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Tired of dying before you get all your characters into the Medium? This guide will walk you through how to make characters who stand a decent chance of making it to the Battlefield and beyond. Rundown on all the major Classes, Aspects, Challenges, Weird Time Shit, and more!
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09 Jul 2025
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Subject: A Comprehensive Report by BonesOfBirdWings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jun 2020
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Izuku decides early on that heroics is not the only path to heroism.
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- Part 1 of Subject to Change
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20 May 2025