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I take a god to the dentist and attempt aggravated assault. by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
05 Sep 2025
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The thing about gods is that they don't exactly have hygiene. No showers, no toilets, or any anything else your mom used to scold you about. So when you take a god, plop him into the world as 16 year old with no mortal mother to tell him to wear...say deodorant. (And no Lester, you cannot magically make your pits stink less). He's going to be petty and never take A SHOWER! Or brush his teeth. Which is how I ended up with a hammer in my hands, a girlfriend obsessed with donuts, and a traumatized 16 year old, high on toothpaste.
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Leo, and Calypso's repair shop + Lesteropoulos by Calluseum
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
05 Sep 2025
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