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An Incubus and a Siren Walk Into a Bar by kittykatara for saithz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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Alhaitham is an incubus - a terrible one. At nearly 110 years old, he's still a virgin, mostly because the mere thought of touching anyone makes him feel ill.
Enter: Kaveh. He's a siren - a terrible one. The thought of using his biology to override consent horrifies him, and as such, he's never used his powers once in his life.
Then, on one fateful day... they end up in the same bar.
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01 Mar 2026
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Where is father? He has not abandoned us, has he? How could he? This is his home. Would he dare to do such a thing to his home? Millions of possibilities raced through the small snack’s mind. Father…is not mad at us, is he? His job makes him work very hard, but he always comes home at dinnertime and feeds us and lets us cuddle him and meow about our days to him. Surely he can’t have gotten sick of us already..? Surely, he doesn’t think we have failed to be good companions for him…has he?
Suddenly, the door swung open.
“…Apologies for my tardiness.”
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Three cat cakes, their father, and a funny man who keeps stopping by to serve them dinner.
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26 Nov 2025
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Mydei is about to close the video when Phainon speaks up after being silent for a while:
"I can guarantee that you're all going to enjoy Amphorean Chronicles as much as I do! I can't believe so many of you guys don't know the game, but I'll make sure you get the full grasp of it. Nobody beats me when it comes to it, after all," he says, winking to the camera.
His viewers just leave appreciative comments saying how cute it is for him to be so passionate about the game and encouraging him as a pro, but Mydei's eye has the urge to twitch.
Ah. He can't let this slide now, can he?
Alternatively: Phainon is a popular streamer. Mydei enjoys video games. Castorice accidentally plays wingwoman by introducing them.
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29 Oct 2025
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Instructions to Pleasure: A Step-By-Step Guide, by Dr Veritas Ratio, PhD by lumeenary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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"Few people know how to truly relax," Ratio says, perched on the edge of Aventurine's desk. It makes his thighs double in size. Aventurine's thoughts begin to scatter. "Relaxation is a process. As such, naturally there are practical, step-by-step instructions to achieve it.”
"Right," he says, forcing his gaze away. "My, doctor, could one take a guess and assume that some of the relaxation you're referring to is of the more…” He flicks his fingers. “Intimate kind?”
Something curious happens: Ratio stalls. He averts his gaze as his cheeks dust over with pink.
He recovers quickly, however, coughing into his palm and resuming right where he left off. “It would be inane to exclude the potential of intimacy.”
Aventurine is stressed. The knowledgeable Dr. Ratio offers an expert, thorough, only slightly self-indulgent solution.
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20 Sep 2025