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i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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“Oh my god,” Billy says, covering his mouth with his hands. “Rio – you’ve never had a birthday party.”
“Yeah,” Rio says, assessing him with genuine concern. “I wasn’t…born. You feeling okay? Do we need a refresher on my whole deal? I can do a PowerPoint, but fair warning, it’s probably just gonna be a bunch of stock images of skeletons.”
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With Agatha's support, Billy attempts to throw Rio her very first birthday party.
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- Part 2 of post-canon ghoulniverse
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01 Feb 2025
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“Friends do not do what you and Rio did. And you and I certainly never have.”
“Me and Rio had—” Agatha pauses, her eyes sliding over to Teen, who has stolen one of her gelt and is nibbling on it, “—s-e-x one time. And then decided to be friends. Just friends. And have been friends ever since.”
"I’m seventeen,” Says Teen tiredly, “I know how to spell sex."
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Or, after having sex once (or like three times, but who's counting, definitely not Agatha) Agatha and Rio decide to be friends. Just friends. They are amazing at it, obviously.
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- Part 2 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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14 Jan 2025
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“Fate etched your demise in the fabric of eternity itself,” Rio says, sweeping her arms open; spiders skitter from the dark creases of her cloak. “It was written eons before your birth. Now – the time has come to – ”
“The end is nigh, sinner!” says a familiar voice behind her. “It is I, Lady Death! Ooga booga!”
If Rio had eyes right now, they’d be twitching. Slowly, she turns to take in the unwelcome (if increasingly-frequent) sight: Agatha, holding a Ghostface Halloween mask over her ghostly face. Draped over her head in a paltry imitation of Rio’s cloak is a sequined black shawl – Billy’s, Rio guesses. She knows that the kid’s been trying his hand at drag recently.
“Oh, this is so embarrassing,” Agatha says, flicking a finger in Rio’s direction. “One of us is gonna have to change.”
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Just when a ghostly Agatha decides she's ready to give into Rio's centuries-long pursuit, Rio swears that she's finally done with the pursuing.
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- Part 1 of post-canon ghoulniverse
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21 Dec 2024
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i looked to the children (i drank from the fountains) by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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“Wait, you haven’t even heard my pitch,” She can hear William’s footsteps quickening behind her, “She’s gay, too.”
Agatha turns sharply on her heel, “How could you possibly know that?”
“I asked.”
“You asked?” Agatha slaps a hand over her face, covering her eyes, “Oh my God, Teen, one of these days you’re going to get slapped in the face, and you’re going to deserve it.”
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Agatha’s teenage neighbor tries to play matchmaker with her and the hot funeral director who just moved in next door. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 1 of the neighbor's blessed burden
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06 Nov 2024
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Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”
Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.
“Ava, what the fu—”
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Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.
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17 Jul 2023