8 Works by CertainlyUncertain

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    Henry was probably tearing off somewhere - hunting wolves for fun, or challenging bandits to fistfights, like a madman. Hans would just have to go back to the Den. That was all Hans was good for anyway - sitting alone, waiting for Henry to come back to him. Eventually Henry would come home from whatever mission or fit of madness had pulled him away. And Hans would gratefully accept however many minutes or hours Henry could spare for him before he went wandering off again, like a poorly trained dog.

    Or: all they want is to protect each other, they just don’t always know how.

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    Time held no sway in the Underworld. Or, it shouldn’t have. In retrospect, perhaps the feeling of morning that swept through Patroclus when he roused himself on that final day should have been the first clue.

    Or: Hades II but make it about Patroclus.

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    Choices are few and far between at the end of the world. But Bill and Frank still choose each other, time and time again.

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    Three conversations, over the years, about leaving and staying.

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    The first time he dreamed of his Friend, they were in a throne room.

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    Over the years, Hob sometimes dreams of his mysterious friend.

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    Shane was rage shopping. He dumped overpriced granola that he wouldn’t even eat into his basket, blood fizzing with frustration, as it had been for days. He kept replaying every single minute of his last morning with Ilya before he left. Ilya, who just got to be an asshole and then fuck off to Florida for a week-long road trip. They wouldn’t see each other for another three weeks, when their off days next lined up, and Shane was still so mad. 

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    Role Model's Plane Incident, from Shane's perspective. (Written Pre-TLG)

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    A smile tugged on Jeff’s lips as Kent swayed along to the electronic beat. Around him, Kent had a small gaggle of hangers on - men and women both - clearly just wanting to bask in his glory for a moment. Jeff could relate.

    He took another long drink.

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    John Bennett didn't have high expectations on his first day as a Swindon Town Swoodilypooper. Then he met his coach, his team and his bald, mustachioed future husband.

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    Joan had a moment to think: yes, this. I like this.

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