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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTT

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    “You ever think,” Jabber says between bites, “how chemicals make everythin’ happen?”

    “…No?” Zanka grunts. “What’re ya on about now.”

    “Nah, listen.” Jabber leans in, voice low and conspiratorial. “Poisons, synthetics, the natural stuff—love ‘em all. But our bodies? They’re chemical factories. Adrenaline in a fight, that dump of shit you get when you’re ’bout to die. Oxytocin when you’re gettin’—”

    Zanka slams her knee on the underside of the table. “Jabber.”

    “—fucked,” Jabber finishes sweetly.

    Zanka inhales through her nose so sharply her teeth ache. Her nails dig into her palms until she feels half moon indents. She doesn’t know if she’s angry, embarrassed, or aroused. Probably yes to all three.

    Whatever imaginary multiple choice test she’s taking, she’s failing it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    holy shit,,,, waitress 10 more of these please

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    The Kingdom of Science’s harrowing journey to Treasure Island has come to a close, and Ryusui is eager for their next adventure. Their fearless leader has set his sights on the Americas -- but before they begin their voyage, there's one final member they need for the crew.

    With the Medusa in hand, they're finally able to complete the revival of their former arch-enemy turned closest ally, Shishio Tsukasa. Ryusui can't wait to meet him, but everyone else is decidedly less optimistic about their first encounter. “He’s gonna hate you,” they all say, and it only makes Ryusui even more curious. He’s never once given up on himself or anyone else.

    After all, he’s the greediest man in the world! Surely Tsukasa won’t have a problem with that!

    ...right?

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    20 Jan 2026

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    THIS WAS SO CUTE!!!!

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    The world is beautiful, Gen thinks to himself. He doesn’t appreciate it often enough. He rarely has the chance to. If Senku brought him up here just to share this sight, Gen owes him a reaction. So, aloud this time, Gen says, “It’s beautiful.”

    Senku’s arm falls away from Gen’s waist, but he doesn’t back away. “Right?” he says. He isn’t looking at the view.

    Senku's been dropping hints. Gen's a sorry excuse for a mentalist for not picking up on them.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    this is actually so in character I'm losing it

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    “You can touch, y'know.” Qifrey feels Olruggio's breath on his hand, and he wonders if his friend can feel the way his pulse jumps beneath his fingertips.

    “Ah, but—” My hands. Qifrey wants to tell him no. These hands have only ever hurt you.

    (Or—Qifrey wakes up curse-free and blind. He's not fine, but Olruggio is there, so it's going to be okay—they have the rest of their lives to work through it together, after all.)

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my LORD 😭😭