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“I don’t even-” she hit him twice on his face “-do that stuff!”
“You don’t?”
“Like fuck in public? Of fucking course not!”
She lifted her arm to land another hit but this time he was faster, grabbing onto it.
He snickered when she huffed “Not that, you don’t like- i dunno, mess around with people? at all?”
She froze. Her entire face reddened ridiculously fast. She looked so, so silly. Like a blonde tomato, he thought.
She snatched her wrist off his hold “That’s!-” she cleared her throat “That is none of your business”or
Childe makes a joke in passing- an innuendo even. It makes Lumine think, and she does not like thinking.
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- Part 1 of My anon works
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23 Feb 2026
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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20 Feb 2026
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Lumine never expected a simple question about kisses to lead her down a path of unexpected intimacy with Childe. What starts as innocent curiosity quickly turns into a sensual lesson in the art of kissing. As each kiss becomes bolder, Lumine finds herself caught between the thrill of discovery and the irresistible pull of Childe's touch.
[No smoothies. Only kiss. LOTS of kisses]
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24 Dec 2025
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[达荧]花合约丈夫的小金库养纯情男大当小三，实际上这小白脸就是自己丈夫？（更新至3） by ErinaTachibana
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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◎清汤寡水久了总能逼自己写一点荤的出来，权当复健了
◎女首富但爱财荧×钻石单身富二代达
◎一篇是写不完的，包有后续，但有多少篇我不敢保证
◎私设两个人都没见过面，双向奔赴，纯为利益协议夫妻
鸭同时扮演明明活着却跟死了没区别的“无能的丈夫”阿贾克斯and被好美色被富婆荧强取豪夺并包养的纯情男大（个狗屁）男小三达达利亚
他以为荧什么都不知道还觉得自己是在花便宜老公的钱养小白脸，但实际上荧从一开始就知道这个合约丈夫和男小三都是他，局中局中局（bushi）
别问，问就是夫妻情趣playBookmarked by Chlmchlm
27 Nov 2025
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They swore it'd be strictly business:
No feelings.
No complications.
No getting recognized by classmates in the dining hall.So why is "Night School" trending and why are they suddenly the campus's favorite anonymous couple?
And why does casual fucking on camera suddenly feel way too much like something else?
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desperate college roommates face eviction and turn to anonymous camming to keep a roof over their heads— and this, of course, is a brilliant idea in which nothing could go wrong.
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17 Nov 2025