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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Phoenix grins at him like he's won. Kristoph muses that he probably has. But the night is still young.
    “You're an infuriating man, Wright.” Kristoph mutters. The door to the Borscht Bowl Club shuts behind them with a pleasant tinkle of bells.
    “So I've been told,” Phoenix mutters, slipping his hands into his pocket and shivering against the cold. “But you tolerate me anyway. Taxi?”

     

    The ballad of Phoenix and Kristoph.

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Even if half the assertions made by the crew are complete nonsense, Torse can’t help but ponder over Marya’s offhand comments.

    “Everyone gets cabin fever on a long voyage eventually! But really, if anyone needs to get laid, it’s Maxwell.”

    Admittedly, Torse is still on shaky ground when it comes to understanding Gathie biology. What if Marya’s comment points to a more serious issue? Does sex fall into the same category as food and water and sleep? Do Gathies get sick if they go too long without sex? This ‘cabin fever’ that Marya spoke of? He’s starting to get slightly concerned for Maxwell’s wellbeing.

    In which Scrapsylvanians love colloquialisms, Zern doesn’t have them, and Marya unknowingly becomes the captain of an entirely different ship.

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    22 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    “M-a-a-xwell.” Torse, kneeling behind him, is pretty shaky too by now. They figured out a couple weeks ago that if they clip a self-perpetuating vibroscope to just the right place on his spine, he’ll enter this new sensory state where everything he feels is tripled. The first time they tried it, Max had fondled his waist joint without thinking and Torse’s eyeslit had turned an entirely new color and he’d vented steam for about a minute and a half and curled around Max, trembling, for another five afterwards, and if that wasn’t a robot orgasm, what was? “M-m. Maaax.”

    Max wrenches a singular shred of his sanity back from the spiritual plane. “Yeah?”

    “I would- I would like-“ Oh, what those words do to him. Torse is so shy about his own wants, still.

    “Anything,” Max breathes. “Tell me.”

    Torse nuzzles down to the side of his neck, beautiful warm glowing iron, and says, “I would like to put my fist inside you.”

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    14 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Torse’s penis had started off as a joke. Wouldn't it be funny if Torse, the giant automata, had a penis? The crew had laughed.
    Then it was a bet. Could Comfrey or Marya make one better? Of course, on a ship full of adventurers, outlaws, and other such miscreants, a bet was established. (Maxwell did not participate in the betting pool. Neither did Torse.)
    When they were finished, the crew laughed and exchanged money and shook hands, and then passed them off to Torse. “Detachable,” Marya said with a wink. “Use them responsibly.”
    (Torsewell smut collection)

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    10 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    He knows the words to say from growing up in church. Whether he believes them is a whole different matter.

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    05 Sep 2025