Cisyphus



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    Five seconds before he first meets Eddie Munson, Steve realizes that the kids commandeering his car so he'd drive them to the mall was actually part of an elaborate set-up. At least Eddie looks just as surprised, kohl-lined eyes scraping over Steve's jeans and polo with a curiosity that makes Steve's ears flush.

    Eddie desperately needs your help, Dustin explains unhelpfully, hey, stop trying to hit me, I'll tell Hopper and he'll arrest you, and anyway, I wasn't lying, we did really want to see the Avatar movie! But also, you know how to dress nice, and you're really good at being trans, so maybe you can teach Eddie.

    What the fuck, says Steve.

    I'm killing your dwarven paladin next session, says Eddie, and Dustin snorts, you wouldn't dare, see you in three hours!

    Dustin speeds off with the other kids, and Steve blinks. What the hell was he talking about?

    Eddie rolls her eyes. C’mon, big boy. You're getting me a skirt or something.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    I love you so much op they are so fucking important to me. Fuck THEYRE BOTH IN CHARACTER TOO

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    To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently

    To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,

    We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.

    You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.

    As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.

    Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.

    Yours cordially,

    Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak

    "Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."

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    23 Dec 2025

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    The only trans Steve I like bc no one fucking gets it right

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    “Sorry if you got a lot of shit about it. At school. From- you know.”

    Eddie stares at him. “From… your basketball lackeys?”

    “Sure. Yeah.”

    Is this… is Harrington winding him up?

    “Are you winding me up?”

    “What? No. No!”

    “Pardon my hesitance,” Eddie says, narrowing his eyes, “this is just- kind of unexpected. And by that, I mean- a bit of a mind fuck.

    Steve clears his throat, looks down at his shoes.

    Eddie kind of dances from side to side, ducks down to recapture Steve's gaze. “And by that- I mean- cereal shopping with Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington while he apologises on behalf of high school jocks everywhere.”

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    Gareth's unintentional matchmaking skills lead Eddie to three new discoveries:
    1. Steve Harrington is very bad at math
    2. Steve Harrington is very fucking weird
    3. Steve Harrington is dangerously easy to fall in love with

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    15 Dec 2025

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    God. No gets him like you do op. He’s such a fucking Yearning Sap and you’ve encapsulated it perfectly. I can see the djo in him. Also they remind me of me and my girlfriend

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    Eddie and Steve are at their favorite BDSM club celebrating their first Christmas together when Santa shows up with Mrs. Claus and his favorite elf and some interesting revelations are made

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Oh my god I’m gonna kill myself this is soFUCKIGN FUNNY

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Somewhere in the trailer, the phone rings.

    He lets it.

    It rings again.

    And again.

    And fucking again, and he drags himself out of bed with a string of muffled curses, curving an arm around his stomach and hobbling into the kitchen, yanking the phone off the receiver.

    “Fucking what?!” He snarls, and for one too-long moment, there’s silence.

    And then–

    “Is that how you greet everybody?”

    Eddie freezes. Pulls the phone away from his body to stare at it, like it’ll make more sense if he can see it. Tucks it cautiously back against his ear.

    “Harrington?”

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    Or, after the events of s4, the world is saved and the boys are quarantined in their homes. To stave off the loneliness and boredom, they start talking to each other over the phone.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    This is so cute omg. Also I’m leaving this off private so I can tell you thank you op for shortening eddies name to Ed instead of Eds it’s a pet peeve of mine