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    Shane’s got to balance being a freshman, a baby gay, and rushing for the weirdest frat on campus.

    Plus, unrelatedly, there's this really hot Russian guy.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Shane is drinking…a ginger ale? Okay fine. That is cute, but everything Shane does is cute, so.

    “Shane,” he says, and Shane turns and his whole face goes bright and happy and Ilya wants to put his face in his neck and never leave that spot.

    Oh, and also fuck him till he cries.

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

    ---

    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    “No,” Ilya shakes his head, taking a bite of egg and speaking with his mouth open. “Like, other things. You don’t let yourself have anything you want, not just food.”

    Shane thinks for a moment. “Deprivation?”

    Ilya repeats the word quietly, then nods. “Yes. I think this is it. Maybe… Um. This is why you left.”

    Shane is quiet then, staring at his plate of fat and calories and things he shouldn’t let himself have. Then he looks at Ilya, who is seemingly waiting for Shane to put the pieces together.

    “I am… bacon,” he says, when Shane doesn’t say anything.

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    “I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”

    Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”

    “I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”

    Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”

    This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”

    Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”

    “I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”

    Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally

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    28 Dec 2025

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    “What the fuck was that about, Rozanov?”

    Oooh. Last name means Shane’s definitely kind of mad. Ilya thinks it's hot as hell.

    “Was just being friendly.”

    “You were not being friendly! You were being an asshole!”

    Ilya caresses his arm again. “You love it, cream puff. That is why you stayed with me and not him.”

    Blush #7 blooms across Shane’s freckled cheekbones. #7 is the one that materializes when Ilya hides his homework or Bood and Hazy use their sticks for inappropriate reasons. #7 means that Shane is for sure, definitely mad and willing to throw a punch if it comes down to it.

    #7 might be Ilya’s favorite blush, but it’s hard to choose just one.

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    r/MontrealMetros
    What’s going on with my GOAT??

    Monty_Pike: 3 years ago

    Hayden Pike is now officially 20 games without a point. What's going on??

    Ilya_Rozanov: 3 years ago
    lets hope he make it 30

    Monty_Pike : 3 years ago
    Huh??

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    28 Dec 2025

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    r/TimHortons
    confusion on make english account
    Ilya_Rozanov: 6 years ago

    how does thing work on this site? am confused. many buttons

    PlantBasedLove: 6 years ago
    This is the Tim Hortons subreddit.

    Ilya_Rozanov: 6 years ago
    not what i ask

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    Shane works in IT.

    Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    "Hello. I need help."

    "Ilya," Shane says in something of a greeting.

    "Shane," Ilya says back. "Can you come help me, please?"

    Shane sighs. "You need to—"

    Ilya tsks loudly. "Check your email, Shane Hollander. I sent ticket."

    NAME: Ilya Rozanov EMAIL: [email protected]

    REQUEST TYPE: Other

    REQUEST INFORMATION: another ticket. come help.