Classy_Idiot



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  1. The Riot Club (2014) (1)

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    Homecoming AU.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Devastating

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    Dr. Strange wakes up and almost pees himself because a cosmic tremor the likes of which has never been seen was caused by Aunt May coming down and screaming at him in a dream.
    Across town, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Vision all wake up and are very concerned about the fact that they are alive, and nobody seems to remember them being dead.

    How the fuck is any of this related to some guy named "Peter Parker"?

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Ideal

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Brilliant

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    “I am happy to send this over to Blood Like Wine, if you’d like. Now that Walt’s officially been…” Harlan pauses and then says, delicately, “extricated from the procedures, the new publisher is someone I think you’d get along with, and I think he’d be very interested in seeing your work.”

    Ransom laughs, and laughs. “Fuck no,” he says. “I’m showing you this as a courtesy, before I take your spot on the NYT bestseller list with a rival company. Thanks for the meeting, Grandpops.”

    Ransom doesn't murder his grandfather. But he does publish bestselling mystery novel Knives Out.

    Two years later, he and Marta meet again.

    a.k.a. how hooking up with the person you least expect can send two people down the treacherous path of finding happiness

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Aww

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    The Brook/Van Rhijn/Forte clan decamp to Montauk, trying to quarantine together in a bigger space with fresher air, away from the crowded streets of pandemic-era New York. The people who have bought that absolute monstrosity next door have the same idea, much to Aunt Agnes’s horror.

    Marian, staring down the barrel of her late twenties, is at loose ends — sick of her situationship with Tom, unsure of where her career is really going, looking to break the rules for the first time in her life — just at a time when there have never been so many rules in her life.

    Larry is finally ready to step out of his father’s shadow — but no one wants to invest in a startup when the world is falling apart. He’s sick of having his life grind to a halt just when he thought it was starting.

    Aunt Ada becomes obsessed with with family genealogy. Uncle Luke perfects his sourdough. Aunt Agnes buys a Peloton. Bertha considers starting a lifestyle blog. George keeps telling his employees that they are all in this together. And Marian and Larry start wishing that they weren’t living in a time with so many rules about touching.

    ***this hasn't been abandoned! I'm just behind. It will be updated eventually!***

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Aww really sweet