CodenameCarrot
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These Boots Were Made for Knockin’ (on Bajor’s Door) by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
30 Sep 2025
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Two of the five times Julian Bashir obtained a medical license, the time he lost one, and the things that came after.
Alternately: a farcical tragicomedy featuring Julian Bashir, himbo extraordinaire and Federation evangelist, saving the day and his medical career through the power of planning, free love, and enough interspecies cooperation to stick it to Section 31.
This fic is completed and will post twice weekly, on Friday and Tuesday Evenings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) through September 30th 2025.
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The day Anne Yum won Can't Stop the Quiz should have been the best day of her life. But before she could start living it, she had to get through another 92 episodes.
A post-movie coda about Anne, and Jenny, and maybe (if you squint) finding yourself and avoiding blood clots.
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Sometimes Murder is the Answer by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2025
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LMH Julian Bashir of the USS Anaximander was shaken when he learned that this universe’s Doctor Bashir was Human Augment. More so when the date of Doctor Zimmerman’s death in his universe was the same as when the secret went public here. What sort of monster might he be, deep in his code?
Dr. Elim Garak has always known two things: that Julian Bashir (any one of him) is one of the most irrationally idealistic officers to ever serve in Star Fleet and that sometimes murder is the answer. To reassure his husband, they’ll visit CMO Julian Bashir on Deep Space 9 and even investigate across quantum realities.
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I Want a Man With a Short Skant and a Long Jacket (A Post-Canon Cardassia Fic) by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
02 Dec 2024
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Doctor Julian Subatoi Bashir, Lieutenant, shouldn’t have been in charge of the Federation Relief Effort. But here he was: briefing volunteers, dispensing energy credits, arranging marriages, and trying to meet up with Garak for a literary flirtation over a private meal. (There was no such thing as a private meal with Garak but Julian was getting used to the security drones and the paparazzi.)
He had everything under control - for most definitions of control - when Admiral Jellico arrived to relieve him. And while Jellico’s leadership style might not have been a great fit for the relief effort, it was 100% what Julian needed to enact an over-the-top bid to get his lizard.
Or: the the one where...
Julian accidentally encouraged a generation to take up recreational swimming, forced a planet-wide revision of the public decency laws, and then made it up to Garak by recreating the most famous scene from the Cardassian Union’s most pirated porn as a public declaration of love.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives.- Language:
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12 Oct 2025
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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
55037737A bit of a different take on May and Peter moving in with the Avengers and finding their way.
The first question is, does Tony Stark want Peter for his brain, or does he know about Spider-Man? The second question is, would it be a good or a bad thing if he knew about Spider-Man? Her kid is sad, and May always used to know how to fix it, but now he’s sad because his superpowers were not enough for him to save a human life, which is a very specific brand of sad that May has absolutely no experience with. Add it to the list of her current shortcomings. Tony Stark probably has experience with it, though. So even if this is just a way for Tony Stark to go through her to get to Peter… she might be able to make it work in Peter’s favor.
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The Heist Of The Century by bludnoemoloko
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2017
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“I am Groot.”
“Of course we’ll meet again,” Peter nodded and went into the ship, paying no mind to the certainty in Groot’s voice.
He wished he did.
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06 Aug 2017
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The Heist Of The Century by bludnoemoloko
11015058The only thing this story is missing is the "Idiots in Love" tag. True to the style of guardians of the galaxy it takes complete crack and through the use of humour makes it seem perfectly reasonable.
Tony took a step back and ran into Peter. “Has your mother never told you that eavesdropping is bad, Quill?”
Peter snorted and dragged Tony into a bear hug that would make Drax proud. Tony inhaled, surprised, and froze in his arms. Peter then took a step back.
“She has,” he smiled broadly. “Though Yondu had a completely different opinion on the matter.”
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Dubious Consent by NiennaNir
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Marvel
11 Jun 2014
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Settling into a new home and getting to know a host of new roommates can be a minefield of misunderstandings. There are a lot of days when Phil Coulson feels like he's getting too old for this.
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23 Nov 2018
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Dubious Consent by NiennaNir
1767022There is nothing of dubious consent in this fic, atlthough past actions are discussed with regrets. The first half is a pre-dawn Steve-Coulson-Tony snark fest (I don’t remember why they live together or where they are: it doesn’t matter) and the second half is why I have it bookmarked: Coulson & JARVIS.
“I’m,” Phil drew in a steadying breath, letting it out in short stutters. “would you mind if I asked you something?”
“Not at all, Agent,” JARVIS replied.
“Have… have you ever told a lie?” there was a pause of only a beat.
“No, of course not,” JARVIS answered. Phil’s eyes widened in alarm
“Oh my god,” he whispered, his face draining of color. “you’re lying.”
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“Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”
“She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.
“Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”
“ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
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31 Jan 2019
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To Have and To Hold by Traincat
16994790May was widowed, not dead. Yes, the into the spider-verse May isn't aunt hottie, but she's still a firecracker.
“Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”
“She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.
“Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”
“ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
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all you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl by postcardmystery
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
15 Oct 2012
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There’s a story here, but this much, you should already know: that there are two men sitting in Room 13 of the National Portrait Gallery. One of them is the most dangerous man in Europe. The other one’s James Bond.
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22 Dec 2014
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all you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl by postcardmystery
537911Because it's just so happy. And twisted. And happy.
Note: as seen below, this story doesn't use traditional grammar (or formatting). And while normally one or the other would have me stop reading at the second paragraph, here the grammar and formatting used come together with the story told to make distinct style, a whole that is so much more than the sum of it's parts and that you can’t imagine a different way.
“I hope Miss Moneypenny was appropriately grateful,” says Bond, gauze on his cheek and a particularly filthy leer on his face, and Q frowns, says, “She made me a full English, if that’s what you mean?”
“I sincerely hope you are fucking with me,” says Bond, and Q lets his eyes turn wicked, but only for a second, says, “Effing with you, Bond? Oh, I wouldn’t dream of it.”