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   The Secrets of Her Beaded Bag by MaybeTomorrowSatan

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • Complete Work

   30 Oct 2025

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   • Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • One Shot
   • This wasn't supposed to be as long as it turned out to be
   • Crack
   • Angst and Humor
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • only because Draco is a little shit about everything
   • Forced Proximity
   • Draco goes to beaded bag jail
   • Hermione put him there
   • Therapy meals
   • Therapy Crookshanks
   • explorations into war trauma
   • Long talks about life and loss
   • Fluff
   • rita skeeter is in her favorite jar
   • Ron and Harry are confused by the situation but always support hermione and her need to do some crimes
   • Theo just wants to laugh at Draco
   • Blaise isn't very eager to cross Hermione
   • It’s not therapy if you aren't forcefully trapped in a witches purse
   • Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things
   • Draco Malfoy discovers muggle instant noodles
   • I wrote most of this while I was hungry and I think you can tell
   • overuse of italics club
   • someone once told me every good book begins with a map
   • so I made one for this
   • you can read this as the start of a beautiful love story or you can read this as platonic
   • dramione coded but not dramione
   • no beta good luck
   • Hermione Granger's Beaded Bag

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy gets caught with his fingers in Hermione Granger's beaded bag and, as punishment by the witch, is sucked down into its depths to serve an annoyingly appropriate sentence for his crime.

   Luckily, there’s plenty of food down here, lots of books to read, and a jarred beetle to keep him company. As he plots his escape from her personal treasure chest, he wonders about Hermione Granger and begins his investigation into exactly what kind of witch she is, starting with all this Muggle stuff...

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