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Hanzo made it all the way until senior year to realize there was a coffee shop hidden between the art buildings; wonderfully sparse of other humans, with the tables deliciously wide and crumb-free. A beautiful atmosphere with great character in its employees, who are ever so unhelpful as he tries to determine the identity of a secret admirer keeps that keeps sending him coffee.
This is a 10k-word one-shot with... 10k-words of bonus content because I lack self-control.
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Truth or Dare: Bear-Shaped Bottle of Honey by Conjecture
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
26 Feb 2018
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Drunk Jesse was unrestrained erotica, just waiting to be an excuse to be filthy. Of course, like bread and butter, Ana loved giving dirty dares.
Never mind that it’s viscosity is sure to present itself as a nightmare when he tries to wash it out of his chest hair later.
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- Part 5 of Truth or Dare
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Everyone on base is touchy with one another because that pat on the back might be the last human touch they have before gunmetal kisses them into eternal sleep. Among their weekly movie nights, surrounded by beloved comrades, Hanzo still finds himself feeling touch starved.
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“I dare you to tell McCree all the dirty things you would do to him if given the chance—right now, and out loud.”
Hanzo is unfazed by the dare; he is a man of few words in casual conversation, and of even fewer in work settings. When Hanzo smirks, Genji’s smug grin falters a little. He found a loophole.Series
- Part 4 of Truth or Dare
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Hana dares McCree to treat Hanzo like a significant other. Genji dares Hanzo to be cuddly towards McCree, as much as possible. Turns out, pretend dating each other for three days is significantly nicer than expected.
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- Part 3 of Truth or Dare
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Leave it to Genji to dare Tracer to get her underwear drawer from her room and set it down in the middle of the truth or dare circle. Resident Cowboy is dared to put a thong on, and he's not the only one. In fact, the thongs are merely a catalyst for what Hanzo gets himself into tonight.
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- Part 2 of Truth or Dare
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Playing Poker while a game of Truth or Dare goes on in the same room will inevitably get a certain Cowboy involved in a rather pleasing predicament. Especially with the help of some good ol' brotherly bickering about... inappropriate piercings.
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- Part 1 of Truth or Dare
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Reyes is grilling when Hana sells a strange looking lemonade to the new neighbors from Japan. Jesse wants a glass, at the expense of Sombra's stripper money and his dignity. During a proceeding house party Jesse learns Hana is simultaneously the worst and the best wingwoman because the man walked off the dance floor with his favorite hat.
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Hanzo returns from a week-long mission of no sleep, and he never makes it to his bed once back in base. He never knew how awful his quality of sleep was until McCree takes care of him.
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“Intimate contact is a luxury I haven’t had in a decade.” That got McCree to raise his eyebrows. “What do you qualify as,” finger quotations raised to where Hanzo could see them, “intimate contact?”
“Touch of a man without intent to kill.”
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Marinette is awoken at three in the morning with a text of warning from Nino, about how an undefined person has no filter. Immediately afterward she gets a text from an unknown number, who goes on to make ballsy requests he has no idea he can't handle.
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In America representing their school as Ambassadors, the squad are stuck up late preparing and studying speeches they will make the following day at an international conference. Only problem is, it's mid-winter storm and the heater in the room doesn't work.
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Years have gone by since they've last seen each other. Both now successful within the fashion industry of their own elements. They run into each other hours before a show, and Marinette has made a poor wardrobe decision that leads to her to want to soak her sore feet.
Things take a turn for the unusual, and she ends up getting much more out of the penthouse jacuzzi than a foot soak.
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When Marinette has the house to herself for a week she intends to enjoy it; in a way she rarely treats herself to, until she realizes far too late that her windows were unlocked.
Secrets are also not so secret when she doesn't even realize the evidence is in plain sight.
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The squad decides to take a trip to the Americas. They also decide to have the realest possible American experience, and thus visit a state fair. Never before did Adrien and Marinette know pickles could be deep-fried, let alone butter. Nino and Alya ditch them, and leave hints of what they are doing with emoji hieroglyphics. Lines to get food are atrocious, and conversation takes a rather interesting turn at the hamburger concession stand.
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There was not a single doubt in his horny peanut-sized brain that the said pornstar on-screen wasn’t the chick who was snoring a room over from him right now. Lotion sits pooling in his hand as he watches the video not out of lust but out of shock. Certainly when one says that they are working for a friend, the last thing that comes to mind is to be a pornstar for them, right?
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Blackstar saves the day saving Maka from a creep while Soul is stuck in weapon form. However, she shouldn't have been left alone with her weapon. Multiple instances of smut occurs, sometimes simultaneously.
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Blair is a double edged sword whenever she makes something else other than fish for everyone to enjoy. On one side the food tasted godly, on the other side, they always had some odd side effect that was often harmless. However this was a new milestone on how neither of them should gamble with her delicious food any longer. The fruit salad had something within it that made even the mighty Maka crumble—and that’s terrifying. Purely Lime and Lemon.
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Triforce Mishaps by Conjecture
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
14 Aug 2015
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The triforce is capable of making anything a reality, if one who can hold it wishes for such. It's power is unimaginable and limitless. However, the triforce is not human. It cannot understand empty wishes. If it hears even a joke, it does not register anything but the, "I wish," and cannot understand the context. Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword Lemon Series.
Separate one-shots for: Link/Zelda, Link/Fi