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Saps thought he had everything figured out when he built their home in southern Pandora. He prepared for the humidity, the temperature swings, and the relentless bugs.
What he didn't prepare for?
Flux's sleep talking.
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04 Mar 2026
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How to Fall in Love When You're Being Blackmailed: A Guide by Thomas (Who Has No Idea What He's Doing) by yahstarfish
Fandoms: Chained Life SMP
21 Feb 2026
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"I'm not wearing this," Thomas said, holding up a floral-print button-down that looked like a tropical garden had exploded on it. "This shirt has more colors than my entire emotional spectrum."
"Put it on," Snowbird's voice crackled through one of the speakers. "The floral reads as 'approachable' and 'fun.' You need all the help you can get."
Thomas glared at the ceiling. "If this ends with me falling in love on national television, I'm blaming you."
Snowbird's laugh echoed through the speaker. "Oh, Thomas. That's exactly what I'm counting on."
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Blackmailed to join a reality dating show by Snowbird, Thomas finds himself promptly falling for the last contestant to arrive— a quiet, grey-eyed disaster who laughed at his stupid joke and is also the most beautiful person he's ever seen.