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I Had No Time! And I Panicked, Ok?! by Crayon_Boxes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Mar 2026
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He knew he should’ve gone with his ‘I’m actually from a clan of assassins that kidnapped me when I was nothing but a mere baby’ plan instead of his ‘I’m from another planet, and crash landed on this planet when my own got destroyed’ plan.
“Peter, you explained your ‘I’m from another planet’ lore to me for five hours straight.” Peter ignored Karen. Karen didn’t know what she was talking about. Karen had just been fixed and is a bit faulty. Yeah, Karen just needs some improvements. “Peter, you’re talking to yourself again. And I am not malfunctioning, I am working at 100%.” Peter groaned, running his hands down his face. Karen needs to shut up. Aside from that, he needs to learn some self-awareness, especially in this new universe. Also, what’s with this Bat Cult’s grudge against Tony? Peter hasn’t done or said anything that would paint Tony in a bad light, especially since the man is…dead.
“Peter, you have been unintentionally giving misunderstandings of Tony being a negligent and abusive father.” Karen really needs to shut up.