2 Works by Dadfucker

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    I wanted them to fuck sorry (also I wanted to be the 1200th fic in the licorice cookie tag even if it’s temporary because someone is gonna delete their fanfic 100%)

    anyways licorice makes Minecraft skeleton noises butter roll likes it examination time uh oh they start gooning

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
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    for one I’m complaining because WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NAMES FOR THE SLOT AT THE BOTTOM OF A VENDING MACHINE AND WHY ARE THEY ALL SO LONG?? IM NOT PUTTING “oh yeah his pickup box lifted” OR “his product dispenser opened it was hot guys” DUDE ALL THE NAMES ARE SO LONG DUDE I CANT AND THEY DONT EVEN SOUND LIKE THE THING THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE.

    for two the actual summary is basically they do it in a janitorial closet and then gene leaves benson hanging that’s it there might be a part 2 if we want it and if we get volunteers that want to help 🤑

    for three ruvi get out. you know who you are. 👿

    for four I think I started this in September. I take FOREVER to write smut and can only do it when I’m ovulating which is actually just straight up bad but I technically wrote this in like 14 days if we only count when I was actually writing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350

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