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Harry Potter is an Auror, in fact, he's Head of Department. That should make him happy, right? But his world's crumbling around him, the stress of the job and the stress of three kids he'd had to make Ginny happy means he's relying on calming draughts and cheering charms. And when Ginny leaves him he all but falls apart. Until Minerva and Kingsley plot to get him out of his funk. Everyone knows Harry Potter should have been a teacher, and with Horace set to retire, Hogwarts will be needing a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. So Harry apprentices under Severus, the two of them settling into tipsy banter that involves a lot of innuendo.
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Prompt: 438 - As part of a dare with the Weasley twins, Harry agrees to make a pass at every professor at Hogwarts. He leaves Snape until last.
Less of a dare, more of a bargain. Harry makes his passes as very, very lame pick up lines focused around the professor he is hitting on.
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It's sixth year and they've got Slughorn for Potions, so they're brewing Amortentia. Featuring Wingman!Amortentia, helping people realise who they are into. Also, in true Harry fashion, he's a bit clueless.
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Seven months after Voldemort's death and the students are back at Hogwarts to complete their N.E.W.T.s. Severus and Draco can't help but notice the Boy Wonder has really let himself go and they help him learn self-care.
“And shave your goddamn face.”
Harry's eyes drop to the floor in shame as his fingers graze his fuzzed cheek. Severus is sure the teen spoke but he didn't hear anything leave his lips.
“What?”
“I don't know how,”
