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    The first time Peter Spankoffski meets Hatchetfield’s resident homeless man, he’s six years old.

    No one’s ever said the man is dangerous, not really, but Peter’s smart, smart enough to know that if his mom and Teddy agree that he should stay away from someone, then he should listen. They never agree on anything.

    Maybe that’s why, when the strange man in the brown coat attacks a goat right in front of Pete’s eyes, it doesn’t shock him quite as much as it does the other kids at the petting zoo.

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    Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)

    Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)

     

    (Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)

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