Distracted_Labrat
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The Thedosian Farmer's Almanac by Distracted_Labrat
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
13 May 2018
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Koza's plan was to have a farm, stay alive, and maybe save some people along the way. She's just really bad at telling people no.
This is the story of how a goatherd joins the Inquisition and fights to save all of Thedas with vegetables, goat cheese, and public education. No, really.
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Ask Me When You're Older by Distracted_Labrat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
03 Aug 2012
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In a moment of desperation, Anne-Sophie Grantaine hires a live-in medic and housekeeper, not realizing how much this person will affect her life and the life of her son.
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The Thedosian Farmer's Almanac by Distracted_Labrat
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins
13 May 2018
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Danny decides to collect John Constantine's various soul contracts. You know, as a hobby.
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14 Mar 2023
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a song you've never heard by arahir
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2019
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Wei Wuxian is fatally injured, but Lan Wangji is nothing if not stubborn.
“If I was gone, Hanguang-Jun, what would you do?”
He asks it on a quiet morning at the end of summer, the hum and click of insects outside whispering into the Jingshi. It’s warm once the mist burns off the Recesses, and bright with dappled sunlight.
Lan Wangji looks at him, brow pinched. “Nothing,” he says after a moment.
It is, he discovers three months later, the first lie Lan Wangji has ever told.
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17 Sep 2019
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"Devil’s advocate (noun): a person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments."
Foggy keeps playing devil's advocate, and he keeps winning. The other devil in Hell's Kitchen is not happy about this.
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24 Aug 2019
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The day her mother gives birth to a horse is the day Persephone decides that she really needs a plan.
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04 Aug 2019
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Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins by elumish
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Sep 2018
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He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
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29 Jul 2019