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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    "You don't know how I feel about you, but it's time to say it."

    Hermione could no longer bear to keep her feelings for Fred Weasley a secret. The brunette was determined not to wait another day to confess to the redhead.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Returning to Hogwarts for an eighth year wasn't exactly what Harry Potter was counting on, but between his best friends, boyfriend, and arch nemesis all returning, it doesn't feel like he has much choice. The good news and the bad news is that everything has changed. The news no one wants to talk about is that the kids are most definitely not alright.

    Featuring unwanted group therapy, unhealthy coping mechanisms, magical marijuana, and the Hot Neville Agenda we all deserve.

    *Additional tags may be added as story evolves; in no way does this fic or its author support, believe in, or endorse the atrocious opinions voiced by JKR*

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    10 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    After days of stalking, Harry overheard Malfoy talking about an important meeting in Prefect's bathroom at midnight. Naturally, he came there to spy. It didn't turn out quite the way he wanted.

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    01 Aug 2024

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    Harry's not sure when exactly he went from wanting to break Malfoy's face whenever he saw him to wanting to stuff him full with his pups, but if he were to make an educated guess, he'd say it was about... five minutes after he figured out what wanking was.

    But still, he was a rational human, he could fight Malfoy during the day and then wank to images of Draco during the night, it was a perfect system… Right until he presented as an alpha and all of his repressed desires bursted out of him like a dam breaking.

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    01 Aug 2024

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    Voldemort is dead. Life goes on. Harry is sick and tired of everyone treating him differently and letting him get away with everything.

    (FFdotnet 2010 story being uploaded here by request.)

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    10 Jun 2024