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• Fruity Harbinger (Almost) Commits Chopstick Murder by Doeinspace

  Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  22 Jan 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
  • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
  • POV Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe Being an Idiot (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
  • Zhongli Being an Idiot (Genshin Impact)
  • Idiots in Love
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Mild Language
  • Zhongli is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe and Zhongli's Marriage Chopsticks (Genshin Impact)
  • Asexual Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
  • not part of the fic it’s just important to me
  • an honestly concerning amount of imagined chopstick violence
  • Tartaglia | Childe Can't Use Chopsticks (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe is Zhongli's Wallet (Genshin Impact)
  • Tartaglia | Childe Doesn't Know Zhongli is Yanwang Dijun | Rex Lapis

  Summary

  "I see. Then I hope you two have fun with the rest of your date."
  This was it. The death of Childe Tartaglia, eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers, who fell into the Abyss and crawled back out alive. He was going to die of embarrassment in a fucking restaurant. And it was all because of Zhongli, who apparently knew no shame, and that evil waiter.
  Childe grabbed a tissue to subtlety clean up the water he had spit out while wondering how useful his chopsticks could be as a murder weapon.

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  Childe is very stupid and very gay. That’s it that’s the fic.

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  English

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