DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
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Something was stuck up there (I couldn't let go) by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
22 Oct 2025
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An alternate timeline where, after Ernest flies into the sky with the bomb, he doesn't fall back down into the bank after the bomb goes off. Felix Nash non-lethally shoots their boss before being recaptured by police, and Charlotte is left to pick up the pieces and try to carry on.
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Deep Down, We're Lonely Demons From Hell by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: New Kids on the Rock (Web Series)
30 Mar 2025
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A canon divergence AU where Kevin survives the fight with the ghoul in Spooky Manor.... or does he?? (Hint: something is definitely wrong here!)
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Tonight I'm Turning My Fear Into A Game by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: New Kids on the Rock (Web Series), Higurashi no Naku Koro ni | Higurashi When They Cry
28 Sep 2024
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In the month since he's moved to the enigmatic small town of Plymouth, Neil has been lucky enough to form some great friendships. But this town has dark secrets, and as a series of strange and frightening events unfold, Neil comes to suspect that Ryan and Kevin may be out to get him.
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It's the same every day (but tomorrow is another day) by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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After Murray takes Bret and Jemaine to a supposedly haunted house, Bret's days become oddly repetitive. Something is definitely wrong, but it takes him a while to realize just how wrong things really are... let alone what he can do to put time back to normal.
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If You Push Them Too Hard, They're Going To Break by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords - All Media Types, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
13 Oct 2023
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After a puzzling encounter with an oddly dressed Mel, an alien called Kyubey shows up and offers Jemaine and Bret the chance to have a wish granted. But is one wish really worth the price of becoming a magical girl? Probably not, especially not when the true cost of these contracts is steeper than Kyubey lets on.
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It's been a week Since Kevin has died. And the new kids on the rock are having a hard time with it....Until, Neil finds that the ghost of his beloved best friend has come back! he's so happy to see him again....there's just...one issue...only he can see Kevin.
Bookmarked by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
10 Jan 2024
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Odo returns from the Great Link to Deep Space Nine and discovers that Quark is dead. He launches himself into a willfully delusional investigation to find out the “truth”.
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Bookmarked by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
28 Dec 2023
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Come and Get Your Love by grumby
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
01 Jan 2023
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Lup didn't ask to be made a living weapon. But here she is.
At least her opportunity to escape has finally presented itself, and all she has to do is turn over a lethal planet-killing weapon to an unscrupulous buyer. Good thing she's not got any morals, right?
Of course, along the way she's got to evade her cyborg brother and their father, who wants to absorb the universe into himself and challenge the gods, and definitely avoid developing a crush on this irritating human. Somehow, that last bit ends up being the hard part.Bookmarked by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
09 Apr 2021
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The worlds are saved, the fight is over, and it's time to grow...in love.
Bookmarked by DoesItWeighMoreThanADuck
29 Sep 2019