El_Di4bl0
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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John and Dave finally meet in person after years of chatting online.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, although it is not his birthday, is a very special day. His best friend of who-knows-how-long is flying from (almost) across the country to visit him. They’ve spent years and years chatting on Pesterchum, but it was finally time for them to meet in person.
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John and Dave go grocery shopping.
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08 Oct 2025
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"Your cart gets a little fuller with every aisle you go down, burying Dave deeper and deeper underneath groceries until nothing but his knees, arms, and head are sticking out; you pull out your phone to take a picture for Rose and Jade, and he makes a peace sign, making you giggle at just the wrong moment and forcing a retake."
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In the morning, John feels like making pancakes. Bro approves of this idea.
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Mpreg of Dandy's World characters because I'm pissed at them by orphan_account
Fandom: Dandy's World (Roblox)
28 Mar 2025
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