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Witch, Please by TheHarvest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, House of the Dragon (TV)
31 Jul 2026
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A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense
Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.
Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.
Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.
All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.
She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.
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Bookmarked by EndlessAndEthereal
09 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Possible slight use of AI - some negations and Rule of Three, and the dialogue is a bit off in that AI way. Too funny and cute to care.