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In the wake of the war, The Ministry is forced to deal with the already small population facing declining birth rates. Despite her best efforts, Hermione Granger is unable to avoid a mandated marriage. Draco Malfoy, who defected earlier in the war, offers to be her co-conspirator as well as her future husband.
With snarky Slytherins, drinking games, cursed magical artifacts, and Hermione Granger tongue lashings galore in both the metaphorical and literal sense.
Note: This is a WIP, but it is essentially finished. Unless I die tomorrow, this will not be abandoned.