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    Kaveh develops sudden suppressant rejection. For the first time since he was fifteen, not only is his scent freely released, but he is able to detect others’ pheromones as well.

    Nostrils flaring slightly, Alhaitham exhaled in confusion. As the smell gradually intensified, his instincts immediately classified it as omega, mine... though he had never found the scent of anyone else’s pheromones even close to pleasant before.

    Vacantly concluding that one of the research labs in the building must be conducting experiments on 'how to make yourself smell like an omega angel', he presumed the scent was synthetic and carried on.

    He was just about to turn into the cafeteria to pick up some pita pockets for lunch, smiling to himself as he imagined Kaveh scolding him as he always did when Alhaitham forgot his lunch at home, when he stopped dead in his tracks, every hair on his body standing on end.

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    23 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Kaveh’s third trimester checklist:
    - Be mortified at the OB-GYN
    - Get karate chopped in the bladder by an aspiring fetal ninja
    - Consider murdering his endlessly dutiful, infuriatingly sexy husband
    - Cry over ass-flavoured vitamin smoothies
    - Beg his husband to rail him
    - Cry again for no reason
    - Discover exciting new ways to orgasm
    - Lean in for a kiss and be thwarted by his own belly
    - Cry some more (repeat as needed)

    Sitting heavily on the divan, Kaveh watched Alhaitham pour a smoothie with surgical precision - dark purple and suspiciously thick.

    “I hate this one,” Kaveh said grumpily as Alhaitham offered it to him with a wide straw, though he still obediently snatched the glass from Alhaitham’s outstretched hand.

    “It has iron, folate, calcium, vitamins B and D, and magnesium.”

    “You forgot despair and essence of ass.”

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    23 Sep 2025

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    “Mind telling me what this is?” Hua Cheng asked.

    Curious, Xie Lian brought a hand to it, and he traced the delicate filigree that ran along the edges of the box. Hua Cheng seemed to think that he knew what it was, but he really couldn’t recall. It wasn’t until his hand laid flat on the lid of the coffer that something suddenly clicked, and it brought a mortifying memory to the surface.

    All the blood quickly drained from his face, and he clutched the lid tightly enough to whiten his knuckles, too.

    “You already know what this is… don’t you?” he asked meekly.

    “I do,” Hua Cheng confirmed. “But I’m curious to know where you found such a thing. Won’t you tell me?”

    Nestled within the box was that dreadful child-bearing pill that was almost gifted to Hua Cheng a while back.

    Xie Lian suffers the consequences (or rather, reaps the rewards) of hanging on to one of Hua Cheng's birthday gifts.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    Xie Lian had never gambled just for fun before, never been hand-fed grapes in someone’s lap, never exchanged shy, cheeky kisses over shameless little dares.

    Then again, there were a great many things Xie Lian had never done, things he hadn’t even imagined lay within the realm of possibility.

    But playful dares become soft confessions, soft confessions bloom into tender kisses, and soon a devoted ghost finds himself caught between endless reverence… and a ravenous desire so consuming he can no longer hold back.

    “I mean…” Xie Lian fidgeted again, flustered now. “I know people kiss. And things happen. But I always thought… a kiss was just pressing your mouths together? Like this-” and he mimed a quick, closed-lip peck into the air, as if kissing an invisible plum.
    Hua Cheng made a sound like he was being strangled.

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    09 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “You’ve got ghostly fluid on your thigh,” He Xuan said calmly.

    “I KNOW!” Xie Lian squeaked, mortified, bundled in just a blanket in the middle of the Heavenly Capital’s central street.

     

    Xie Lian ascended. Accidentally. Mid-orgasm. Very public.
    Now Heaven’s in chaos, Hua Cheng’s insufferably proud, and someone from Ming Guang Palace is definitely selling indecent fanart.

    Or: the one where dual-cultivation goes very right and public decency goes very wrong.

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