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    Duke flails wildly to try to keep from falling, but he’s a lost cause, and his phone goes flying out of his hand as the stall fades from view, replaced by the blue of the sky.

    So. This is how he dies. Ignobly and at the goddamn farmer’s market.

    He always knew it would end this way.

    Thankfully, he doesn't die. Someone catches him.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Duke found something weird on patrol today. He’s day shift, obviously, but near the end of his shift . . .

    Well, something weird happened.

    Or he saw something weird, more like.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Gotham was not known for its snowy weather. Sure, they'd get decent snowfall in time for Christmas, and they often fell victim to the east coast blizzards, but never had they had snow earlier than Thanksgiving.

    Of course, it's while Duke is doing his Halloween patrol that a freak blizzard hits Gotham. As he waits for someone to relieve him for the night patrol, he comes across something... strange in the snow.

    The weather may be strange, but it is still Halloween.

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    5 Times Duke denies he's a monster fucker and 1 Time he kisses the monster

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Danny just wanted a grilled cheese. That was it. He did not want to accidentally kill the Joker. He did not want to be on Batman’s radar. And he definitely did not want Red Hood to kiss him, cry on him, and then propose all within the span of ten minutes.

    But here he is. In Gotham. Standing over Joker’s corpse. With a very emotionally compromised vigilante looking at him like he just hung the damn stars.

    Danny is so, so tired.

    Or,

    My take on Danny accidentally killing the Joker.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    "Look, mate-"

    "Don't call me mate. That's weird."

    "Right. Your highness-"

    "That's even weirder. But, fine. Go on?"

    John sighed, obviously done with the interruptions. "This isn't just about us, luv. Alright? I get why you're angry, but me mates need ya. Heck, the whole bloody damn world needs ya! The twat that came through is very much about to do the whole bloody world domination schtick ya kept Pariah from doin'. That ain't something you're alright with, is it now?"

    The summoned man gave Constantine an unimpressed look. "If it's you asking? I might make an exception."

    OR: The Justice League is in over their heads with the new enemy. They need help, and Constantine may know a guy. But the guy… doesn't really like Constantine a lot right now.

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    22 Oct 2025