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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Robin Buckley is going insane.

    She’s sat on the couch with Nancy Wheeler stood behind her carefully cutting away chunks of black hair from her singed scalp where she’d nearly lit herself on fire. In her defence, holding the flame thrower was Steve’s job, but Mr Hair had been nursing a dislocated shoulder for the last couple weeks, and Robin was nominated to pick up on his sloppy seconds. The thing was heavy, okay? How could any one expect her, a 120lb mess of gangly limbs and zero hand eye coordination to wield (what felt like at least) 200lbs of pure steel? She’s only partially to blame for her new, frankly horrific, pixie cut.

    Surprisingly though, that’s not the reason she’s going insane.

    She’s sat on a moth eaten couch in a horrifically serial-killer-esque cabin in the middle of butt fuck nowhere with several generations of people she would’ve turned on her heel and ran from in high school, spending her every waking hour trying to survive the literal apocalypse or devising a plan to kill an alternate dimensional blood thirsty wizard and it has nothing to do with why she is going insane.

    It’s the two teenage boys preparing dinner to her left that are the cause.

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    06 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    "John, it’s really important that you don’t fall asleep right now. I've got Sandy on the radio, her team’s looking for you. We need you to help them find you.”

    “Isn't…Deb said Luka?”

    “We're sending everyone. Gallant’s on the phone with some of his buddies in the National Guard, too.”

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    22 Sep 2025

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    "You must have a source," Duke said. "Tell us what it is."

    "Okay, okay! I read about you guys. That's how I know that stuff."

    "Read about us? Where?"

    "Online," the goon stammered. "Have—have you ever heard of AO3?"

     

    Investigating a mysterious uptick in criminal knowledge of the Bats, Duke discovers the source of their information: fanfiction from Gothamites on AO3. Recruiting seasoned fanfic author Tim Drake and world's best hate commenter Damian Wayne, the three youngest Bats set out to spread misinformation, cause chaos, and snag a high hits-to-kudos ratio along the way.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    "It's the dodging emotional conversations for me," Duke said. "Take the L."
    "Stop being such a cringefail edgelord," Tim said.
    "It's giving emotionally stunted," said Damian. "It's giving big yikes delulu."

     

    In his ongoing search for better ways to fight crime, Tim comes up with a brand new method: bombarding bad guys with Gen Alpha slang. Recruiting Gen Alpha cusper Duke and full Gen Alpha Damian, shenanigans, chaos, and bonding ensue.

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    12 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “There’s a hole,” Kyle says, trying not to let his voice pitch up into the forbidden higher range of sheer panic. “Connor, there’s a hole in your chest.”

    Connor snorts, “Way to sugarcoat it.”

    Kyle Rayner and the no good, very bad time loop.

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    12 Sep 2025