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    Vash does have his priorities in order, thank you. Wolfwood will come to learn this. Or maybe he’ll just come.

    For all the lambasting he’s wont to do about battlefield tactics and triage and self-preservation and whatnot, Wolfwood is the one awfully preoccupied with the contents of Vash’s coat.

    “You packed your strap,” he hears Wolfwood mutter behind him, aghast, as they move quickly across yet another rooftop, “but not even a single bullet?”

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    Wolfwood got them Juice blues : (

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    If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it.

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    Ace did something hot (existed) and now Sanji can't stop thinking about him. To the point where it's becoming a problem. So he turns to a certain green-haired crewmate for advice.

    Listen, it's not like he has a lot of options.

    EDIT 2024-07-03: Renamed from "Sanji Bi Panic™" to "Sanji Bi Crisis™". Same vibe, less disturbing implications.

    EDIT 2024-10-09: Updated spelling of Zoro's name to be consistent with broader fandom convention (original tags preserved for posterity).

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    Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.

    “Relaxing is a scam.”

    Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.

    “It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”

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    Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?

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