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    "For Christmas this year, all I would like is a best friend who doesn’t mind too much that I’m a prince. Most of my classmates poke fun because of who I am, or treat me like I’m too special to be their friend. I want a best friend who knows me as much as my family does and still likes me. I know that you can’t wrap a best friend up in a box and put it under the tree, but you’re magic so you know the best way to bring one."

    (Movieverse canon divergence; Prince Henry, age 8, writes to Father Christmas wishing for a best friend. A few weeks later, he finds one.)

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz is American through and through, so how he found himself going to graduate school in Scotland and working in a coffee shop is still a little beyond his understanding.
     
    And Prince Henry? Well, that's another thing entirely.

    When Alex is outed in his last year of college, he packs up his life and tries his best to leave the trauma behind. It's all going fine until he collides, quite literally, with a future he never imagined.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Henry laughs, wiggling his fingers as he reaches for the bottle before taking a sip of his own, “Fine. Never have I ever…been walked in on during sex.”

    Alex shakes his head with a shudder, “I’ve walked in on too many people. Door stays locked.”

    “Wise man.”

    Alex taps his fingers against his chin, pursing his lips. His expression falters for a moment, eyes shooting over to glance at Henry before returning to stare out the window, “Never have I ever…had sex in a treehouse.”

    Neither of them drink.

    “Huh.” Alex says, eyes unreadable, “Do you want to?”

    Henry has made many mistakes in life - most notably allowing Pez to talk him into an ill-advised keg stand that made him vomit all over his shirt - but he can’t bring himself to regret sleeping with Alex Claremont Diaz, campus' most renowned player.

    Until Alex gets it into his head that he wants seconds, and Henry isn’t strong enough to not get feelings, so he does what he does best. He pushes him away.

    But Alex isn’t one to give up easily.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    With shaky hands, Henry pulls out the ring from the box, looking at Alex with tearful eyes that he adores so much. Asks, "Alex, darling, will you marry me?"

    Alex lets out a watery laugh, swiping an arm across his face to get rid of the rapidly falling tears. He kneels down to cup Henry's face and brushes his thumbs across his cheekbones softly.

    "Baby. Don't you remember?" Alex whispers, leaning their foreheads together. "We're already married."

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    Alex "marries" his best friend when he's six-years-old. It just takes some time for them to fall in love, but they get there.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    It’s not as rare of an occurrence as Henry would like it to be, with how Alex gets so focused on his work that he simply forgets such a thing as time exists, but twice in a fortnight doesn’t happen that often anymore. He’s planning what the easiest take-away option would be for tonight, when he opens the door to the sitting room and is met with what can only be described as grunting.

    Loud, male grunting.

    Loud, erotic, male grunting.

    ‘Are you watching porn?’

    Or; Alex is an idiot with a competence kink and a crush, Henry is just trying to be supportive, and maybe don't cast your thirst trap videos to the living-room TV.

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    16 Mar 2024