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  1. Rec *

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    Mike is expecting a few things in college: learning, cute girls, parties, and either his bff or an asshole as a roommate.
    He's wrong about that last part. His roomie is Danny Fenton, who has such wild off-the-wall stories about Uncle Fruitloop that the entire dorm comes to listen sometimes.
    Of course, when winter break comes, he has to know who Uncle Fruitloop really is. He isn't prepared for the answer.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Good soup.

  2. Rec *

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    Two sick boys are left Home Alone, and chaos ensues when the power goes out and they assume they are under attack by the League of Assassins.

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    Tim and Damian bonding, with just a whole load of confusion and a happy ending.
    In their defense, they had really bad fevers, okay?

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Crack.

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    Danny had been planning this vacation for months, and Ancients did he plan to make the most of it. His friends and parents all agreed to keep Amity safe while he’s gone for the summer, and he had Clockwork to tell him when it was time to portal back home. As he floated towards a natural portal in the ghost zone (because it’s far more fun when the destination is a surprise), he began shifting his form. He had been dealing with so much both as a human and as a ghost. School, fights, teen drama, hunters— but not this summer! This summer, it’s going to be different! He won’t have to worry about human or ghost problems, because this summer, he’s not going to be either! He’s going to be…

    A Little Creature™️.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    LBM shenanigans, might do comic later

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The shadows flit across his mom’s face again and she slowly released his hair. “Oh, baby, you see what happens when you try to leave me? You see how much it upsets me? I didn’t think you wanted to upset your mother so much, my sweet boy.” She pulled him in for a hug. “Mommy loves you so much,” she whispered.

    Her grip on him tightened as she picked him up. “I just love you too much to let you be taken away from me!” she screamed at him, before she threw him over the railing, into the ocean below.

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    Izuku is cast into the ocean where he discovers his quirk. Now he just needs to find his way back home, and hope his neighbors didn't forget about him.

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    Sorry, on indefinite hiatus. I lost the spark.
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    10 Apr 2026

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    Noice, maybe prompt

  5. Rec 16

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    Scrolling on the internet was, most certainly, not something Midoriya should have been doing at such an unreasonable hour, but his bed appeared unappealing, and the siren call of sleep had long since been drowned out by the sweet melody of endlessly cycling through new content. 

    His enjoyment was cut short, however, as his mouse hovered over a simple textpost. His brow furrowed, barely resisting the urge to look away in the same manner one might expect from the spectator of a car crash. The grammar was, in every meaning of the word, atrocious. The spelling, sure, impeccable, but the grammar? 

    Midoriya clicked on the poster’s account, the rage in his heart only growing as he passed by countless posts of similar quality.

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    The five times Midoriya fixed issues via hacking, the one time he didn't.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Crack , lovely crack